Someone doesn’t like eggs…

Someone doesn’t like eggs…

posted on 26 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

fennel-fry-stupid-eggs

Over easy, if it’s not too difficult.

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Siegel.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just stop being silly and runny

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

She can fire eggs out of her fennel, and shoot down ducks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Laid by a dumb cluck.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just be 100 years old

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Laid by a fum duck?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The perfect answer to :”How would you like your eggs?”
“Stupid.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

May contain nuts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe they mean cracked?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Eggs, the other white men.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

They scramble them, by firing them out of a shanghai.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I’ve heard of people being called “good eggs” and “bad eggs”, but…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Watch out, when you go to the toilet.

They have peeking ducks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The lunch don’t eat it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What’s the difference between stupid and non-stupid egg anyway?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The characters do translate literally to “fried stupid chicken egg”. I guess there is also a variation on this dish with smart eggs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Loony side up, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Goes nicely with some mental liqueur

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hey, they’re not stupid, just yokels.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Our Chef can juggle scrambled eggs.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

The smart eggs hatched and ran away.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am: A non-stupid egg is one that gets laid more than once. 😉

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I used to have a Vietnamese boss who was born in the UK and grew up in the US. Culturally he was very American, so we on our team at work called him a “banana”…yellow on the outside and white on the inside. He once told them in front of me that culturally I was more Asian than he was. And we wondered aloud “Hmmm…what’s white on the outside but yellow on the inside?” Laughing he looked at me and in front of the whole team he said “An Egg!” OK, so I am the Egg-man. I am not the… Read more »

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT 5:48,

In other words, more than just a one-night plop…?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Remember, Shanghai’s in the PRC.
I guess if the eggs get too smart for their own good, they get beaten!

(Haha….beat the eggs….)

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Funny, “egghead” usually implies the opposite.

markm
markm
4 years ago

Smart eggs would have avoided the frying pan.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Be careful not to get those little dunce caps stuck in your teeth.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Stupid eggs are fum ducks.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Stupid eggs, are not ova intelligent.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Smart eggs, are fallopian around laughing.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

An eggs favourite drink – Asti Spermante. (Asti Spumante)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Tellin jokes to eggs is not a good idea, for they all crack up.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I was not going to post all those lousy egg puns.

But somebody egged me on.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Seriously: I hope I didn’t accidentally get rid of the “score boxes”. I went back to the distant archives and was stuffing around with the HTML, to both get special effects ,and find which version it was/is.

I hope I didn’t inadvertently scramble their layout.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Classic Steve: The term “egghead” implies somebody who may be highly educated and have great mental capabilities, yet lack street smarts For example, somebody who thinks they re knowledgeable about homelessness without having experienced it themselves or meeting any actual homeless people or those who have worked with them.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Joke in a Three Stooges movie: Moe is asked by a waitress how he wants his eggs. He replies: “Sunny side down, and don’t turn it over!”

I once confused a waitress by making the same rep0ly to the same question.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:05 pm: And here I was thinking a pun about stupid eggs having a lot of saturated fatuous would be too silly! 🙄

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:11 pm: You better get in there and fix it before I have to make a Trump comment. I would really miss all those down-votes. 😛

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

DNT Hmmm! Could be. At one stage I was frigging about, with Header and line commands.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 5:48 am: Her name is Fennel …

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Truly, getting egg on one’s face is just stupid.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

I shall pass this one. Give me some clever eggs, sunny-side up please!

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
4 years ago

“Eggs. I don’t like eggs!”

— Regarding Henry

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