The larst name in burgers!

The larst name in burgers!

posted on 18 Jul 2017 in Signs

farst-food

Do you have Parbst Blue Ribbon?

Photo courtesy of Adriano Acioli.
Found in Japan.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

THEY SPELLED “FARTS” WRONG.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It must be the beans

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Road kill our specialty

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually one can’t fart food.

If you feel something lumpy. It’s too late.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Found at WcDonald’s

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Will it make me fart fast?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Hooray, it’s a cheersburger!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Der Burghers sind besser, am Hungry Jacks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Farst food, the pirates’ favourite.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A. A fart. (It can go through your pants without leaving a hole)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You want friars with that?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0407.

No! It’ hearty food. “Me hearty.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Farst food – Guaranteed to give you gas!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It may be farst but at least it’s not wurst

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Lettuce have a Farst Burger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Burgers”R”Us.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– How would you like your burger, Madam?
– Rawr!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. If it’s in Japan, it is probably not lettuce. It’s probably seaweed.

Bugger those damn nips.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:09 am: Farts always leave a hole; that’s how they get out of the body. 😛

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The burger goes well, with a nip or two to wash it down.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you’re hungry, Nippon one now.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

For those who were born in the last 30 minutes and haven’t heard this joke yet:
Farts are extra-terrestials. They come from Uranus.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd 0414. When the chips are down, one must always make Das Best of Der Wurst.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

OUR “STARF” ARE ALWAYS READY TO SERVE YOU.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s the local scarf’n’barf.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Michi no eki hamburgu

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise? Well it circles Uranus and picks off Klingons

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Better to add an R than omit the S.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 4:33,

Nice try.

But I’ll betcha anything they use katakana and say
“Ro-odo Suteishon”.

And they’d spell Hamburger “Humbug” in Romaji (English letters).

Can’t tell you how many times I saw “Humbug” used that way when I lived in Japan.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Maybe they’re trying to corner the Iranian construction worker market in Japan and meant to say “Farsi Food”….?

(Yes, Japan has a lot of Iranians working construction there. Or at least, they used to.)

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Reminds me of another sign I once saw on TV that said “KIDS WITH GAS EAT FREE”.

RT
RT
3 years ago

hey, it’s a cheeseboogie! i’d also like no coke, pesi

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

What else did they expect to find between a pair of buns?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 1848. Hahahaha.

I am unto the Japanese Language, such as Demolition Derbys are to Formula 1

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Lora 0974. One that may amuse you. In an Amusement Park in Oz:

ADULTS ACCOMPANIED BY CHILDREN RIDE FREE.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete. So solly it was 0648 not 1848

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’m a Tad rattled, my battery died on the way home, So I had to get toe-ed

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