These went bad.

These went bad.

posted on 14 Jul 2017 in Menus, Signs

vegetables-slut

This salad tastes immoral.

Photo courtesy Michael Degelbeck.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Better than fruit slut

Marum
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Marum

Bloke finds a bit of carrot.

HIM: “My dear. Have you been plying with carrots?”

She: “No. It was the bloke before you, he had a chunder.”

algernon
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algernon

Well somethings gaping wide

algernon
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algernon

So the orka said to the tomato

Marum
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Marum

Plying = playing (But I’m sure you did not want to know that)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Prostitute to go with your prosciutto.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Serve it with wontons.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Good with raunch dressing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I prefer whoregrain food.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– To go or you’ll do it here, Sir?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Vegan sluts are in such high demand now.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The job ad says they’re looking for a peeler.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mmmm! Vegetable tart!

Marum
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Marum

VEGETABLE MUFF in

Marum
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Marum

Saruyahiko Coffee revue,

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Really? I don’t even see any root vegetables.

Pete
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Pete

Naughtily refreshing

Pete
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Pete

Heard of Johnny Appleseed?
This is for Johnny Veggieseed.

Pete
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Pete

Weird. The Japanese katakana actually says “suratto”.
Which is not a katakana word i’ve ever heard used in Japan.

They make 3 types, each with varying combinations of veggies/ingredients. Regardless, a baguette is served with.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. 0638. Looks like vegies in Whale-blubber.

Marum
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Marum

Or Coconut-oil. It solidifies at +25C (77F).

BTW Coconut-oil is great for running the older style diesels on. (DPA or Inline Pumps). But unless you have a heated fuel tank, it only works in the tropics.

Pete
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Pete

Oooooohkaaaay…I just learned something.
And am not feeling any better now that I have.

Slut: A breakfast dish based on coddled egg and pureed potato.

http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/スラット

God only knows how they chose THIS word for the katakana…

Marum
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Marum

Also. Don’t know about Suratto, but Surat.

Surat = Town on the Balonne River, 380Km west of Brissie

Pop = 2011 census 426.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete.

Maybe: Slut = Suratto/sulatto.

Marum
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Marum

perhaps you know the lingo too well.

But to me; slut(o) sounds a bit like sulatto – said with a Japanese accent.

Geo
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Geo

Eggplants and cucumbers galore!

colin
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colin

where’s the address ? I need some loving !!!

Classic Steve
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That’s not salad dressing….

Pete
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Pete

Almost forgot: Each of the 3 options comes with okra in it.
As if coddled egg wasn’t gooey and slimy enough…

Pete
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Pete
Rt
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Rt

I brought protection… i’m wearing a bib

SF
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SF

@Classic Steve 8:40

You mean it’s more like salad wear?

zankhana
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zankhana

Having lived in Tokyo’s Kabukicho I’m not so surprised that the Summer Vegetable Slut is sold out. Anything goes there.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I’m so tired of Salad Shaming.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

The cheapest of them were sold out, I suppose.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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This looks like an eggslut, but with veggies instead of eggs. As such, I’m inclined to consider the English correct, if odd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

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