These went bad.

These went bad.

posted on 14 Jul 2017 in Menus, Signs

vegetables-slut

This salad tastes immoral.

Photo courtesy Michael Degelbeck.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Better than fruit slut

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Bloke finds a bit of carrot.

HIM: “My dear. Have you been plying with carrots?”

She: “No. It was the bloke before you, he had a chunder.”

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Well somethings gaping wide

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

So the orka said to the tomato

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Plying = playing (But I’m sure you did not want to know that)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Prostitute to go with your prosciutto.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Serve it with wontons.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Good with raunch dressing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I prefer whoregrain food.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– To go or you’ll do it here, Sir?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Vegan sluts are in such high demand now.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

The job ad says they’re looking for a peeler.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Mmmm! Vegetable tart!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

VEGETABLE MUFF in

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Saruyahiko Coffee revue,

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Really? I don’t even see any root vegetables.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Naughtily refreshing

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Heard of Johnny Appleseed?
This is for Johnny Veggieseed.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Weird. The Japanese katakana actually says “suratto”.
Which is not a katakana word i’ve ever heard used in Japan.

They make 3 types, each with varying combinations of veggies/ingredients. Regardless, a baguette is served with.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete. 0638. Looks like vegies in Whale-blubber.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Or Coconut-oil. It solidifies at +25C (77F).

BTW Coconut-oil is great for running the older style diesels on. (DPA or Inline Pumps). But unless you have a heated fuel tank, it only works in the tropics.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Oooooohkaaaay…I just learned something.
And am not feeling any better now that I have.

Slut: A breakfast dish based on coddled egg and pureed potato.

http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/スラット

God only knows how they chose THIS word for the katakana…

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Also. Don’t know about Suratto, but Surat.

Surat = Town on the Balonne River, 380Km west of Brissie

Pop = 2011 census 426.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete.

Maybe: Slut = Suratto/sulatto.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

perhaps you know the lingo too well.

But to me; slut(o) sounds a bit like sulatto – said with a Japanese accent.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Eggplants and cucumbers galore!

colin
colin
3 years ago

where’s the address ? I need some loving !!!

Classic Steve
3 years ago

That’s not salad dressing….

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Almost forgot: Each of the 3 options comes with okra in it.
As if coddled egg wasn’t gooey and slimy enough…

Pete
Pete
3 years ago
Rt
Rt
3 years ago

I brought protection… i’m wearing a bib

SF
SF
3 years ago

@Classic Steve 8:40

You mean it’s more like salad wear?

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

Having lived in Tokyo’s Kabukicho I’m not so surprised that the Summer Vegetable Slut is sold out. Anything goes there.

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

I’m so tired of Salad Shaming.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

The cheapest of them were sold out, I suppose.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
2 months ago

This looks like an eggslut, but with veggies instead of eggs. As such, I’m inclined to consider the English correct, if odd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggslut

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