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This bread seems have magic.
Photo courtesy of Aaron Ruiz.
Found at bakery in Langfang, China.
(80 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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But one cannot live by bread alone
Bread can be quite creepy
Enjoyment is a hot bun
Bread that is creeping anywhere is way past its use-by date.
Can I get my ever changing enjoyment toasted?
Enjoy yourself too, Bread!
The bread is fine but the advertising is half-baked.
Welcome to here.
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Bread is not only the food for the table, but the centrepiece. It’s a bunch of flours.
The composer of this Engrish was on a roll.
Magic bread makes a great sandwitch.
Just eat it, dude! No more bs.
They make it sound like bread is the best thing since sliced… oh, wait…
Kind of makes you Wonder…………
Soundike: She is rooting a baker.
Sounds like: She is rooting a baker.
Q: Do you know why the bloke got a job as a baker?
A. He kneaded da dough.
Looks to me like the Chinese baker hired a Japanese translator.
Crept?
Sneaky bread.
Ninja-Pan Man…
“Look, I just wanna make a damn sammich already!”
Our bread is made of the finest Hyperbole.
Growing up on the beaches at Coolangatta, I soon found out what sand-wiches really are.
Quote: Let us enjoy the delicious bead,
going to the happy and sweet life.
I am so grad that the bread will transport one to “La dolce vita.”
Q. What sort of bread does a dyslexic Hindu eat?
A. Anna Bread. (Naan)
Magic Bread is made from Pixie Dust.
I’ll let you guess what Pixie Dust is made from.
Passion & happiness? Hmmm…
I’ll have what the’re having!
It’s loafed by many.
Someone used weed instead of wheat…
It’s a typo.
They meant to write “breast”.
When teenagers start to butter their parents up, the next thing they usually ask for is the bread.
No, this isn’t the Eucharist.
Bread is the main food, pastry, and dessert? There’s a “Yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.
Some of my best friends are bread.
@Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm: And some of “man’s best friends” are bred.
I’ve heard of Alice B. Toklas brownies, but…
Made with pride by the high Elves of Rivendell
@Algfrnon 0404. You are a naughty boy. Aren’t you? 👿
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