This bread seems have magic.

This bread seems have magic.

posted on 21 Jul 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

bread

Photo courtesy of Aaron Ruiz.
Found at bakery in Langfang, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

But one cannot live by bread alone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Bread can be quite creepy

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Enjoyment is a hot bun

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Bread that is creeping anywhere is way past its use-by date.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Can I get my ever changing enjoyment toasted?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Enjoy yourself too, Bread!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The bread is fine but the advertising is half-baked.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Welcome to here.
It is space you can
many breads.It is
space you can many breads.It
is space you can many breads.
It is space you canmany
breads.It is space you can
many breads.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Bread is not only the food for the table, but the centrepiece. It’s a bunch of flours.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The composer of this Engrish was on a roll.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Magic bread makes a great sandwitch.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Just eat it, dude! No more bs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They make it sound like bread is the best thing since sliced… oh, wait…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Kind of makes you Wonder…………

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Soundike: She is rooting a baker.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sounds like: She is rooting a baker.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q: Do you know why the bloke got a job as a baker?

A. He kneaded da dough.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Looks to me like the Chinese baker hired a Japanese translator.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Crept?
Sneaky bread.
Ninja-Pan Man…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Look, I just wanna make a damn sammich already!”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Our bread is made of the finest Hyperbole.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Growing up on the beaches at Coolangatta, I soon found out what sand-wiches really are.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Quote: Let us enjoy the delicious bead,
going to the happy and sweet life.

I am so grad that the bread will transport one to “La dolce vita.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. What sort of bread does a dyslexic Hindu eat?

A. Anna Bread. (Naan)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Magic Bread is made from Pixie Dust.

I’ll let you guess what Pixie Dust is made from.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Passion & happiness? Hmmm…
I’ll have what the’re having!

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

It’s loafed by many.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Someone used weed instead of wheat…

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

It’s a typo.
They meant to write “breast”.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

When teenagers start to butter their parents up, the next thing they usually ask for is the bread.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

No, this isn’t the Eucharist.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Bread is the main food, pastry, and dessert? There’s a “Yo dawg” joke in there somewhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Some of my best friends are bread.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 2:25 pm: And some of “man’s best friends” are bred.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I’ve heard of Alice B. Toklas brownies, but…

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Made with pride by the high Elves of Rivendell

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algfrnon 0404. You are a naughty boy. Aren’t you? 👿

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Try the Occult 5-Grains bread today

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