Too much sunshing isn’t healty.

Too much sunshing isn’t healty.

posted on 16 Jul 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

sunshing

Rise and shing!

Photo courtesy of Rado Lee.
T-shirt found in South Korea.

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algernon
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algernon

Sunshine sexy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”I’ll be fresh back!”

– Arnold Schwarzenegger

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sea breas … t?

algernon
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algernon

Someshing nice and pink

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I found two sea breas!
– Those are mine, sweetie.

Marum
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Marum

Sunshing is a typical Korean meal. It is actually Battered Chicken.

First they batter it.

Then kill and cook it.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fresh Back? Near Death Experiment.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sunsets are sexy because they’re always going down.

Marum
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Marum

You’ll actually be in the pink, in this T Shirt.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Mooning is sexier than sunset.

Marum
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Marum

I actually prefer to be coming with the dawn.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Translator is sharp like bag of hammers.

Marum
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Marum

As long as you don’t get up with the son.

Marum
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Marum

♫ You’ll never know dear how much I’ve mished you,
Oh please don’t take my sunshing away♪

Marum
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Marum

♫Life is great in the Sunshing State♫

As an advertising jingle that would be a failure.

Marum
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Marum

Korean’s English prose, soars like cement ducks.

Pete
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Pete

♫ I’m walkin’ on Sunshing,
WHOAH-OH,
I’m walkin’ on Sunshing,
And it makes me feel SHARP! ♫

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0504. If it is on St Kilda Beach, (Melbourne) you have probably just stood on a syringe. 😡

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Engrish is weird but at least they can count to tomato.

Marum
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Marum

Well! That particular commandment lost something, when it was translated from Hebrewt, to Korean, and then to English.

Marum
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Marum

FYI. The Seven Commandments of The Bhagavadgita. 1. The First Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Identify Thyself with the Body 2. The Second Commandment: Thou shalt not fail to do thy duty 3. The Third Commandment: Thou shalt do thy Duty and a little More 4. The Fourth Commandment: Thou Shalt not Miss thy Daily appointment with God 5. The Fifth Commandment: Whatever thou doest, Do It for the love of God 16. The Sixth Commandment: Thou Shalt Seek the Lowest Place 17. The Seventh Commandment: Thou Shalt Rejoice in Everything that the will of God Brings to Three

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fresh back is sharp? Must be the shoulder blades.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They are trying to make sunshing out of noshing.

Pete
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Pete

@DnT 5:43,

Bagel, nova and a schmear?
Potato knish or kasha knish?
Borscht? Kreplach?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Sunshing is wrong with this text.

Lora
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Lora

I saw a sea breas today. See? Breas!
(all the good jokes were taken, okay?)

Pete
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Pete

Wife to hubby:

Uuhhhh…hon, use some mouthwash, PLEASE?
You’ve got sea breas.
When you exhale it smells like dead fish on the beach!

Rt
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Rt

Fakebook’s “like” feature is getting ripped off to hell

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: Now I know the meaning of the Garth Brooks song “Friends In Low Places”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sun Shing is Sum Ting else!

Light Code
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Light Code

Fresh as sea breas gets another meaning if you check what “breas” stands for.

Check here what “breas” really is: http://breas.com/
The breeze is dark for this one.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am: I hadn’t thought about it before, but that would make the Sun a p0rn star!

EffEff
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EffEff

Just don’t look at with your naked eyes.

Marum
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Marum

He had a house near the beach. So he was up at the crack of dawn every morning.

Eventually Dawn bought a Chastity-belt, just to keep him out.

Pete
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Pete

I say, I say, I say, that shirt’s about as sharp as a bowling ball…”
-Foghorn Leghorn

zankhana
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zankhana

@ Marum re Sunshing. Actually you are correct. In Asia the preferred way of preparing chicken for slaughter is, for the 40 or so minutes prior, occasionally rap the bird over the head with something such as the back of a heavy spoon. The theory being, it improves the texture of the meat. From my experience, regardless of the treatment, chicken products in Asia more resemble what I imagine road kill would look and taste like than what you may find at (for example) KFC Nerang

iLock
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iLock

♫ I’m bringing sea breas back,
them other boys aint sharp like fresh back ♫

-Justin Driftwoodlake

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Sharp like shingblade, I recon.

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