Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

posted on 7 Jul 2017 in Instructions

hit-on-you

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (98 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
36 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Keep your nose to the grindstone.

Your shoulder to the wheel .

And put your back into the task.

Then try to get any bloody work done in that position.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

And this is the safe area.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Flying chips?

Ah! Do you want flies with that?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Death by Doritos.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

The wrench said, “So, do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink?”

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Be careful of potatoes

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW A bloke I know has spent 15 years in Indonesia. So he tells me; Maccas there don’t serve fries. They serve rice with everything, and a melting hot sauce to go with it.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Hit you for what

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@FB 0409. So, do you come here often?
After the fifth time, she bought me a spare key. 👿

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is instructive to learn, that even after a fatal injury, death is optional.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Tis true Maccas Indonesia menu:
http://www.mcdonalds.co.id/

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wearing an Indian headdress and a clown nose and raising your hands in the air may offer some protection.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Tool may be ejected from the machine.

That would be soul destroying, to be rejected by a Girlie Doll.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0437. It doesn’t really. But at least you die laughing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

This job is a labour of love.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

♪ Attaaaaack, of the Killer Potaaaatoes…♪

(And in case some don’t get the reference see link.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uIKzgcDxo

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Frank Burns 4:09,

Yeah, because the wrench’s true intention is to find a use for his drill bit.
🙂

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

Fatal injury…or death. Choose wisely.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Sounds like a scenario in which someone could end up wearing a law suit.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

No matter how much he hits on you, it’s never a good idea to start flirting with Death.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

This takes sexual harassment in the workplace to new heights-or a new low.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Let s/he who is without gin cast the first stone!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Remember to stand a stone’s throw away from the work zone!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That must be Pringles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

WARNING: Blurred CAUTION below

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Please help me, Officer, the chips are hitting on me!
– Have you been drinking, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I wish the chips would quit hitting on me. The peanuts are way more attractive.

RT
RT
3 years ago

i don’t want to die, but on the other hand, i REALLY want to make a workbench for our home office…

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Warning: Machine may eject fish and chips.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Actual Doctor Who episode title:”The Curse of Fatal Death”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@EffEff | 7:36 pm: That is actually a comedy send-up of Doctor Who, and a really good one, IMHO. The only time so far that the Doctor regenerated as a female! A must-see for fans of Rowan Atkinson.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This machine is a real piece of work!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Piece be with you!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@BFC:

More like “Pieces be upon you!”

Light Code
Light Code
3 years ago

The work piece may hit on me and it can result in fatal injury or death?
You nasty, work piece! I’m not into that “gore” crazy stuff…

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@Droll: Let’s just say that COFD is official but not canonical.I really enjoyed it too.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
36
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x