Work piece has had his eye on you for a while…

Keep your nose to the grindstone.

Your shoulder to the wheel .

And put your back into the task.

Then try to get any bloody work done in that position.

And this is the safe area.

Flying chips?

Ah! Do you want flies with that?

Death by Doritos.

The wrench said, “So, do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink?”

Be careful of potatoes

BTW A bloke I know has spent 15 years in Indonesia. So he tells me; Maccas there don’t serve fries. They serve rice with everything, and a melting hot sauce to go with it.

Hit you for what

@FB 0409. So, do you come here often?
After the fifth time, she bought me a spare key. 👿

It is instructive to learn, that even after a fatal injury, death is optional.

Tis true Maccas Indonesia menu:
http://www.mcdonalds.co.id/

Wearing an Indian headdress and a clown nose and raising your hands in the air may offer some protection.

Tool may be ejected from the machine.

That would be soul destroying, to be rejected by a Girlie Doll.

@DNT 0437. It doesn’t really. But at least you die laughing.

This job is a labour of love.

♪ Attaaaaack, of the Killer Potaaaatoes…♪

(And in case some don’t get the reference see link.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3uIKzgcDxo

@Frank Burns 4:09,

Yeah, because the wrench’s true intention is to find a use for his drill bit.
🙂

Fatal injury…or death. Choose wisely.

Sounds like a scenario in which someone could end up wearing a law suit.

No matter how much he hits on you, it’s never a good idea to start flirting with Death.

This takes sexual harassment in the workplace to new heights-or a new low.

Let s/he who is without gin cast the first stone!

Remember to stand a stone’s throw away from the work zone!

That must be Pringles

WARNING: Blurred CAUTION below

– Please help me, Officer, the chips are hitting on me!
– Have you been drinking, Madam?

I wish the chips would quit hitting on me. The peanuts are way more attractive.

i don’t want to die, but on the other hand, i REALLY want to make a workbench for our home office…

Warning: Machine may eject fish and chips.

Actual Doctor Who episode title:”The Curse of Fatal Death”

@EffEff | 7:36 pm: That is actually a comedy send-up of Doctor Who, and a really good one, IMHO. The only time so far that the Doctor regenerated as a female! A must-see for fans of Rowan Atkinson.

This machine is a real piece of work!

Piece be with you!

@BFC:

More like “Pieces be upon you!”

The work piece may hit on me and it can result in fatal injury or death?
You nasty, work piece! I’m not into that “gore” crazy stuff…

@Droll: Let’s just say that COFD is official but not canonical.I really enjoyed it too.