Batman Begins….

Batman Begins….

posted on 19 Aug 2017 in Video Engrish

Batman-begins

Photo courtesy of Paul Stephanus.
DVD from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bruce … Lee?

algernon
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algernon

Spiderman, Batman, Superman, they’re all the same

algernon
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algernon

So thats the Green Lantern at the bottom

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Batman, Spiderman, Sperman … It’s all the same

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ algernon | 4:05 am: Great minds, etc …

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Soundtrack by The Queen, introducing ”Bruce In The Sky With Captions”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“To the Batbasement” just doesn’t have the same effect.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Batman begins hallucinating. I blame the abnormal drug trafficker.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Stop being a child! It’s killing your parents!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Spiderman stroking criminals… must be the p0rn version.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How does one activate a criminal? Maybe there’s an app for that.

Marum
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Marum

He most be 50yo. He’s having an identity crisis.

Marum
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Marum

“Cruelly killed”???? I have never ever heard of someone being kindly killed. 🔪

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0432. You tickle his larcenarse.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:42 am: Maybe a little felonatio too?

Marum
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Marum

@DNT I figure we have covered both sides of the problem.

Marum
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Marum

As for Bruce Wayne. TO DEBASEMENT WITH HIM

Marum
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Marum

The abnormal drug trafficker:

The Hellhound of Heroin.
The Incubus of Ice.
The Chupacabra of Cocaine.
The Succubus of Speed.
The Leprechaun of LSD.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Filmography:

1. Batman Begins
2. Batman Begins Further
3. Batman Begins Furtherer
4. Batman Begins Furthererer
5. Batman To Be Discontinued …
6. Spiderman Begins

Johnny Cache
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SpiderBat, SpiderBat, does whatever a SpiderBat does…..

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t follow the advice of Ra/’s Al-Ghul. He’ll just try to get you involved with Scientology.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fortunately, Bruce discovered the right basement, if he turned left and went into the Transworld basement, he would become Gayman Forever!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With great equipments comes great convertibility.

Marum
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Marum

Robin never told anyone, that Buttman had great equipment.

Marum
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Marum

Although some observed, that he was able to sing two octaves higher.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Directed by M. Night Shamalayan.

Chris
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Chris

While I’m not a big fan of Batman I’m going to go ahead and guess that Doctor Jackstraw the abnormal drug trafficker and Tougon the chief of mafia are not canonical characters.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

More like, “Where to begin…?”

algernon
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algernon

@ Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am : Yes Gotham City is safe

Pete
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Pete

Villa? VILLA!!!!????
He used to have a huge mansion on an “Estate”.
What, did Batman RETIRE to a small villa in a 55+ gated community or something??? Nobody told me he retired!!! Ohhhhh, Nooooooes!!!

Kristo-Ham
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Kristo-Ham

This is actually the back of a package for a bootleg handheld video game, not a DVD. The “LOG DM-104” is the name of the unit. The YouTuber Ashens reviewed it in one of his “PopStation Watch” (a series featuring and named after bootleg systems like the PlayStation knockoff the PopStation, and other similar ones)

Anyway, someone needs to change the description from DVD to Bootleg game console.

Marum
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Marum

Kristo-Ham 2252hrs.
I kiss the hem of your purple Toga….’O enlightened one.

That knowledge will stand me in good stead, were I to sally forth to Hong Kong or Taiwan, to purchase $h1tloads of pirated software which I have never yet, so far, needed. And am unlikely to ever need.

In case you dismiss me as an aged Luddite, be careful with your assumptions of us old-c—s. I worked in the computer industry for 30yrs. (engineering) Thus I am computer literate. (un poco)

Marum
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Marum

🞞 📺 🔒

Marum
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Marum

My son brought me home a prated copy of Flight Simulator once. Like most of that crap, it didn’t work correctly, if at all.

RT
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RT

so the sega genesis version of shinobi was right after all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh7kMcuDYY

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Wait… so, if Bruce Wayne is really Spiderman, does than mean that Peter Parker is really Batman? I’m so confused.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

oh yeah, I remember this from the Brog. I kind of miss the Brog, It was ill-defined and redundant but the unique stuff was fun. In any case, it’s sad seeing up there with no updates in 2 1/2 years.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Bizarre mutation alert – Bat turns Spider

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