Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

Don’t do the bustmp if you can’t pay the correiative!

posted on 1 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

tourist-notice

Looks like you can delete speel rockery from my bucket list…

Photo courtesy of Alex Jones.
Found in Linyi City, Shandong, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

This park has gone down the toilet

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Not sure to many werkers in this park

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I strictly prohibit something I understand?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’ll just smoke the bed then

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Sign up for a one year garbage lease.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Hello, Management? You will be punished!
– ……????….

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The lease on your garbage is about to expire. You have 60 seconds to find the nearest dustbin.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

They did a great jobbery with the rockery.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Algernon 4:04: They are wonkers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Scurviness of workers can be cured if you feed them vitamin C.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Please dispose of pericarp and make sure to fully consume mesocarp and exocarp. Endocarp should be either consumed or discarded depending on membranousness.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

This notice is nuts.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Great. Someone ruined the greenbell with their pericarp.

Running Comment
4 years ago

As always, should you, or any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This notice will self-destruct in five seconds.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hanging is too good for them sotrs! Stone ’em, I say!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If wastepaper is not put into dustbin in time, will it turn into a pumpkin?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Provided the contents are henlthy, fowl language will be tolerated.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Look after your child in the r zone. If they have to go take them to the p zone.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A sanitalion is a hygienic feline.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I’m worried about the ect. A rockery doesn’t seem like the right place for electroconvulsive therapy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The fines they impose as punishment are highway jobbery!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

DnT 4:49: Not really, it will only turn into the pericarp of a pumpkin.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The punishment of scurvy workers is the main attraction here.

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

Too bad, I was going to visit the park with a flammable quick-fry articler…

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Jobbery or jabberwocky?

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Huh. I don’t believe I’ve heard the rockery speel before.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

From ”Toys ‘R’ Zone”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s OK mate. If my brats do any of those things, I will feed them to the Tigers.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Peicarp = Fruit anatomy is the internal structure of fruits. Fruits are the mature ovary or ovaries of one or more flowers. In fleshy fruits, the outer layer is the pericarp, which is the tissue that develops from the ovary wall of the flower and surrounds the seeds. But in some seemingly pericarp fruits, the edible portion is not derived from the ovary.

(Wictionary)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Right 007! Memorize this massage, then destroy yourself.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sanitation of the road? You mean they disinfect the enTYRE thing.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I observe Asians are not usually too bad with one or two lines. However the longer the communication, especially one of multiple paragraphs. the worse it gets.
It rapidly descends from funny, to farce, then progresses (regresses?) to bathos.

(Bathos is a planet in the Gavetian solar system, where, after a certain stage of development, no furthur progress has been possible for nigh on 10 million years. The reason for this small hiatus in their development, is due to the fact, that no one can ever decipher, in one lifetime, any written instructions)

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

And we punish workers who have scurviness by forcing them to finish their vegetables at dinner!

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

The font like an old Reader’s Digest..

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Opps! I just dumped quick-fried endocarp, mesocarp, and exocarp into the greenbell.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I’ve heard of Quick Draw McGraw.
But I’ve never heard of Quick Fry McFly!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Whiskey Tango the Foxtrot is Speel Rockery???

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Indisorder…..is that anything like Indigestion?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Impart?
I’m a doctor, not a telepath!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Here, take these oranges, Wang.
They should help fix that scurviness of attitude quickly!

Tom P.
Tom P.
4 years ago

That quick-fry artlicer sounds intriguing. Where can I order it?

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