Fish inspire me…

Fish inspire me…

posted on 26 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Hairbrush

Photo courtesy of Mark Whitley.
Hairbrush package found in Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I love the feeling of scales in my hair

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

And what does the flower have to do with this

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

In a crowed city, lots of people are raven-haired.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Th day I see a fish walking along the city, I’ll give up drinking.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

A walking hair brush followed by a stalking scissors!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Mate. If you are finding yourself, I can assure you it is not worth the cab-fare.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Go for a walk, just for the halibut.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A fish walking along the city is what makes the crows nervous.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A rolling stone gathers no moss, as a walking fish uses no hair brush.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Hair brush philosophy is over my head.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Seeing they are using the singular “I”. How can “I” be a crowded.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Fish aren’t free and the price just went up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Hair Fish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I smell something … brushy.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Nervous! This rather chubby bloke, tentatively signs up for a weight loss course. He signs for stage 1. Just after dark this beautiful young lady arrives at his door wearing nothing, other than a pair of Joggers. She says: ” RIGHT! If you can catch me, you can f— me.” and starts running. At the end of the week he has lost 5Kg. So he signs up for stage 2. That night, a beautiful black lady wearing nothing but running spikes, shows up. SAame story. At the end of that week he has lost 10Kg. So he gleefully signs up… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Still better than high comestic brush

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– And don’t forget to fish your teeth, honey!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

…coz I’m as free as a fish now,
and this fish you cannot change…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

From ‘A Fish Called Wanda’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

This one girl in school, I loved how her hair smelt.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

In such a crowed city
I refuse to be the same,
so I don’t take out my umbrella
and let myself be covered in crow guano.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am: So you went to a pubic school? 😈

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Every morning in the lifts, Krygian , one of a lady’s co workers, used to remark on how nice her hair smelt.

Eventually she complaines to her supervisor about it.

Supervisor: “I can’t see how a man complementing you on how nice your hair smells, is harassment.”

She: “KRYGIAN IS A DWARF YOU NONG!”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd 0458
A fish called Wandjina?

There I’ve insulted the tribes of the Kimberley region.

Sori Wunambul, Ngarinyin, and Woroa people.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Dnt: In college, a professor accidentally wrote om the whiteboard the words “PUBLIC DOMAIN”, but she forgot the letter “L”. I pointed this out to her.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Give me a caw when you get to the crowed city.

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

I want to be myself, as free a a fish.
Walking along the city, free my own pace as I wish.
And I hope my message will be listed on the website: Engrish.

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

@ Yu No Hoo – I think I knew the girl you are talking about – her name was Susanna, but we called her Sushi for short.

Olog-hai
Olog-hai
3 years ago

So long, and thanks for all the free fish. Wish they weren’t walking.

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