Photo courtesy of Mark Whitley.
Hairbrush package found in Taiwan.
I love the feeling of scales in my hair
And what does the flower have to do with this
In a crowed city, lots of people are raven-haired.
Th day I see a fish walking along the city, I’ll give up drinking.
A walking hair brush followed by a stalking scissors!
Mate. If you are finding yourself, I can assure you it is not worth the cab-fare.
Go for a walk, just for the halibut.
A fish walking along the city is what makes the crows nervous.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, as a walking fish uses no hair brush.
Hair brush philosophy is over my head.
Seeing they are using the singular “I”. How can “I” be a crowded.
Fish aren’t free and the price just went up.
I smell something … brushy.
Nervous! This rather chubby bloke, tentatively signs up for a weight loss course. He signs for stage 1. Just after dark this beautiful young lady arrives at his door wearing nothing, other than a pair of Joggers. She says: ” RIGHT! If you can catch me, you can f— me.” and starts running. At the end of the week he has lost 5Kg. So he signs up for stage 2. That night, a beautiful black lady wearing nothing but running spikes, shows up. SAame story. At the end of that week he has lost 10Kg. So he gleefully signs up… Read more »
Still better than high comestic brush
– And don’t forget to fish your teeth, honey!
…coz I’m as free as a fish now,
and this fish you cannot change…
From ‘A Fish Called Wanda’
This one girl in school, I loved how her hair smelt.
In such a crowed city
I refuse to be the same,
so I don’t take out my umbrella
and let myself be covered in crow guano.
@Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am: So you went to a pubic school? 😈
Every morning in the lifts, Krygian , one of a lady’s co workers, used to remark on how nice her hair smelt.
Eventually she complaines to her supervisor about it.
Supervisor: “I can’t see how a man complementing you on how nice your hair smells, is harassment.”
She: “KRYGIAN IS A DWARF YOU NONG!”
A fish called Wandjina?
There I’ve insulted the tribes of the Kimberley region.
Sori Wunambul, Ngarinyin, and Woroa people.
Dnt: In college, a professor accidentally wrote om the whiteboard the words “PUBLIC DOMAIN”, but she forgot the letter “L”. I pointed this out to her.
Give me a caw when you get to the crowed city.
I want to be myself, as free a a fish.
Walking along the city, free my own pace as I wish.
And I hope my message will be listed on the website: Engrish.
@ Yu No Hoo – I think I knew the girl you are talking about – her name was Susanna, but we called her Sushi for short.
So long, and thanks for all the free fish. Wish they weren’t walking.