Freezer burn is no joke.

Freezer burn is no joke.

posted on 5 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burns-the-thing

This restaurant evens out at lukewarm.

Photo courtesy of V.M.
Menu spotted in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Carpenter did it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Burns the It as well

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I thought Grimm was the thing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Your order should be ready in about 6 months.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– The Thing, Frost or Burns, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Also recommended:

– Smokes the fog
– Stops the walking dead
– Cuts the crab

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t order Burns the Thing. The waiter may spill hot soup in your lap!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

There must be some kind of missteak.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

And gets the hose again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Who put the liniment in his jockstrap?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

There is no rime or reason to this.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Frost must be a diabolical chef.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The ladies found, that Burns’s thing was no joke.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

That’s more commonly known as freezerburn.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Burns the thing, freeze the carbon.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Serve with snow peas

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The beef seems a little dry

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Waiter, this frost is overcooked.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Thank God for Cajun cooking. You just add some Chilli, serve it with Okra, and then claim it is Cajun Styleee.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Locally know as: Meow, Meow, Labbit. 🙀

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

In my house, I generally appease the Household Gods, with an offering of burnt toast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

No credit cred, just cold hard ash.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Robert Frost and Robert Burns have beef together….
They will sort it out with words of course.

Light Code
Light Code
4 years ago

I would give that frost-a-bite.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Yuck, frost burn !

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