Gramma called’em cant see-critters.

Gramma called’em cant see-critters.

posted on 8 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-pot-monsters

Thems the hardest monsters to kill…

Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

A meal that consumes you

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Something from the valleys might be safer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Those bacteria sure know how to party!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Life is like a bacteria pot. You never know what monster you’re gonna get.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

This must be the most popular Engrish ever

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

How could they squeeze a mountain into a bacteria pot?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: No smorking in the mush room

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

When pokemon retire, they are turned into pot monsters. No waste.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Try our horrors d’oeuvre first.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I have this when I’m trying to scare up a meal.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Those “pot monsters” will eat anything once they’ve smoked a few.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Welcome to Arkansas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! There’s a bug in my soup!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hallowe’en in August!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple snow pea eater…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Most germs love this food.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete 0738.

Q: What did they call the central heating when it was installed at the Vatican.

A: The Papal People Heater.

BOOM BOOM

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Check under the lid before going to bed.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Just don’t drink the water.

The food may kill you.

But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..$#128544;

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Just don’t drink the water.

The food may kill you.

But the water won’t. It will make you wish to die..😠

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 9:06,

You could also call his iPhone a Papal People Tweeter.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DNT 0602. The Haughty Waiter:

C: Waiter, waiter. What’s this bug doing in my soup?

W: Why, backstroke of course, Sir.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

or:
C: Waiter, waiter. Do you know there’s a bug in my soup?

W: No Sir. But if you hum the first couple of bars, I’ll get the pianist to play it.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

So what’s where Chipotle obtains its supplies from.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Finally truth is revealed about the source of mystery meat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Bacteria is the back door of a cafeteria.

markm
markm
5 years ago

@Marum:

C. Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.

W. Shhh, the others will want one.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Assorted bacteria . . . a must try from that Chinese cafeteria

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