High cosmetic brush

High cosmetic brush

posted on 24 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

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Photo courtesy of Vicky Denaxa.
Cosmetic make-up brushes from Hong Kong.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Mao is everywhere

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Be careful what you brush

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I can’t go anywhere without my hair brush.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Mao used this brush to start the Cultural Revolution.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

High comedic Engrish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Just what the world needs – a hair brush that doubles as a moving van.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Brushing is moving.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Yup! One more crap Chinese product I don’t need.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The steel bristles will remove your horniness.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Better wipe up those comestic stains.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

So, it is a combination of a crutch and a hair brush?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The brush is for putting on the base, before the makeup. (Polyfilla)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The quality of the brush, is equal to that of the English used to describe it.

Tom41
Tom41
3 years ago

I wouldn’t want to spread wipes everywhere, particularly if they’re stained…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Look Mom, I’m having!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Will you disable this brush, dear? I want to sit down.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

I know I can’t get moving ’till I brush my face back to three dimensional…..Thanks Mao!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Basically, this is a blush brush.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 4:25,

Gentle Correction: The steel bristles will remove your EVERYTHING!

PS: Thanks for the links on the Aussie adverts, mate.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0618. The Australia day ads, surely are hilarious. In line with my policy that a good joke offends someone, and a great joke offends everyone. Well. I am affronted on two grounds, my aboriginal background, and my white background. Funniest thing, since my granny got her tit caught in the wringer. There are a couple of references you would not get, The “Hello Sailor” comment after the float people. The black bloke is Weddell Sailor, one of our famous Rugby League players of a few years ago. Then Kathy Freeman appears. Olympic gold medal sprinter of 10 or so… Read more »

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW Kathy Freeman abt. 20 years ago. How time flies. Tiny little slip of a girl.(aboriginal – they are great runners) We all used to train together at QEII stadium, until they kicked us out for the football. Then when the footie moved on to a new stadium, they tried to invite us back. We all told them to do something, which should be anatomically impossible.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Listen to the song and you’ll realize its relevance here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQjNNZCAo

It turns out the surfer song that utilized the chorus had used the chorus without permission, and the Rivingtons sued them and won.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I imagine they wontons of cash.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Linaria was traditionally placed in the figwort family Scrophulariaceae. Phylogenetic analysis has now placed it in the vastly expanded family Plantaginaceae.

Closely related genera include the Nuttallanthus (American toadflaxes, recently split from Linaria), Antirrhinum (snapdragons) and Cymbalaria (ivy-leaved toadflaxes).

I hope that helps. 😸

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

I thought Mao would consider cosmetic (and comestic) brushes to be capitalist decadence.

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