High cosmetic brush

Mao is everywhere

Be careful what you brush

I can’t go anywhere without my hair brush.

Mao used this brush to start the Cultural Revolution.

High comedic Engrish.

Just what the world needs – a hair brush that doubles as a moving van.

Brushing is moving.

Yup! One more crap Chinese product I don’t need.

The steel bristles will remove your horniness.

Better wipe up those comestic stains.

So, it is a combination of a crutch and a hair brush?

The brush is for putting on the base, before the makeup. (Polyfilla)

The quality of the brush, is equal to that of the English used to describe it.

I wouldn’t want to spread wipes everywhere, particularly if they’re stained…

– Look Mom, I’m having!

– Will you disable this brush, dear? I want to sit down.

I know I can’t get moving ’till I brush my face back to three dimensional…..Thanks Mao!

Basically, this is a blush brush.

@Marum 4:25,

Gentle Correction: The steel bristles will remove your EVERYTHING!

PS: Thanks for the links on the Aussie adverts, mate.

@Pete 0618. The Australia day ads, surely are hilarious. In line with my policy that a good joke offends someone, and a great joke offends everyone. Well. I am affronted on two grounds, my aboriginal background, and my white background. Funniest thing, since my granny got her tit caught in the wringer. There are a couple of references you would not get, The “Hello Sailor” comment after the float people. The black bloke is Weddell Sailor, one of our famous Rugby League players of a few years ago. Then Kathy Freeman appears. Olympic gold medal sprinter of 10 or so… Read more »

BTW Kathy Freeman abt. 20 years ago. How time flies. Tiny little slip of a girl.(aboriginal – they are great runners) We all used to train together at QEII stadium, until they kicked us out for the football. Then when the footie moved on to a new stadium, they tried to invite us back. We all told them to do something, which should be anatomically impossible.

Listen to the song and you’ll realize its relevance here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQjNNZCAo

It turns out the surfer song that utilized the chorus had used the chorus without permission, and the Rivingtons sued them and won.

I imagine they wontons of cash.

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I hope that helps. 😸

I thought Mao would consider cosmetic (and comestic) brushes to be capitalist decadence.