I’m love beginner–can low consumption help?

I’m love beginner–can low consumption help?

posted on 3 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

love-beginning

I discovered new life with their lighting.

Photo courtesy of Michael Moore.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

No more off?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I say. Old chap. 50% off WHAT?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The “newlife” is probably lrsrning to llve with HIV.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

50% Love Beginning / 50% Low Consumption

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT learning

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Is it battery operated

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Cheap at half the price

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Big sale (Our big sale)

Let us introduce our big sale.
Our big sale is as follows:
Big sale: 50% off
This is our big sale.

And yes, did we mention big sale?
Really, this is big sale.

For all those not following, this was our big sale.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I can understand “lighting”. But I could never really hear the music while making love.

Low consumption makes sense though. No natter how much you consume each other, you’re still completely there next time.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Save 50% at love beginning, lose 50% at love ending.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“High entertainment for family” “schoolmates and friends entertaining together”.

The implication I get from that is, they are advocating Group Sex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Fellowmen? No, thanks, I don’t swing that way!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I’m glad reservation is always welcome, because I have several reservations about this deal.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Abandon yourselves at the counter. 😚

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Advanced Hi-fi and lighting are the centerpiece of every good relationship.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Lose yourselves in gay abandon.

GAWD!! Doesn’t the modern meaning of “gay” alter the meaning of that little instruction.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I prefer crude lighting when I’m dating.

Use a match, find a match.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I Love beginning but a happy ending is always welcome.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This lucky Aussie is entertaining his delightful Pinay lady. After they have finished, she gets up yo go to the bathroom to clean up, As she gets out of bed she farts.

When she comes back for the second innings, she farts again as she gets into bed.

Aussie; “What’s with all the farting?”

Pinay lady: “My front hole is so happy, my back hole is clapping.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When beginning love, remember : Hi-fi is short for High fidelity.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

ANY ABANDONED LOVERS FOUND ON THE PREMISES WILL BE RECYCLED.

By order of the Management.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW I did it that way on purpose, rather than: “Any lovers found abandoned————-“

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Hey family, fellowmen, schoolmates and friends. Meet our new girlfriend. I got her for 50% off at the big sale! Who’s first?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I know what’s playing on the Hi-fi: “Love For Sale”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 5:05 am : Maybe management will make the abandoned lovers do it on a unicycle this time. 😛

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0553. Having once attempted once to ride a Unicycle (solo) once, thus incurring considerable damage to my hide. I would consider it to be impossible tandem, whilst in the throes of carnal delight. 😜

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

They are on a special, because they have all – ahem – been slightly used….Un poco

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Advanced lighting?
Does that mean the “headlights” turn on in advance?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete above. Yes. Her tits flash on and off in the dark.

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