Oneself new t-shirt…

Oneself new t-shirt…

posted on 30 Aug 2017 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Jenny Wilcox.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Come dancing

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Thick and fast. That’s what she said.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Boots and all

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Oneself polish and use lots of wacks.

Running Comment
4 years ago

The most puzzling aspect of this is that she has duck’s feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Polish? No, oneself Australian!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

OMG, she applied too much Black shoe polish instead of sunscreen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Polish oneself enough, will get strong point.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Tell me what’s thick and fast!
– Umm … Hot and black?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Are all black girls polish?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Don’t ask her for one. She’s a negative.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

50% White / 10% Black

Do not translate try
Do not polish
Engrish separately

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’ve always been a long and slow man, myself.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Try Polish Remover. It works better than Tiger Tanks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

This is what Barbie Grill looks like

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Must be an alien life form. She’s got flippers instead of feet. 💀

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

She is an alien!
She’s a flying sauceress.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Thick and fast – that’s 5-minute Araldite, not polish.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0544.

Araldite = Roman Household Goddess of the quick fix.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@72rd 0450. No. But they fair sparkle, if you slowly rub them, for long enough.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Sorry, Hon.

That’s 20 demerit points for dancing in volcanic ash

And another 20 demerit points for getting both yourself and your dress totally covered.

And finally, that’s another 50 demerit points for being insensitive and doing “blackface”, even it was the volcanic ash’s fault.

Ten more points and you get jail time, cupcake.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

First of all, I have only one point to make.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ash who?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 2:30 pm: Gesundheit!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum,

Yeah, God bless you, Sneezy, like DnT sez!

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Dancing pooch.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’ll bet I can make her stand, en pointe.

Diddims
Diddims
4 years ago

It’s bad enough that blackface endures and continues to demean black people, but duck feet…?!? What are they trying to say, anyway?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

“Dark Lady laugh and dancing, lit the candles one by one.”

Anomoly
Anomoly
4 years ago

I tried to polish oneself but I just couldn’t bend down far enough.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Diddims 1552. I do believe you are seeing slights where none exist. It is just some incomprehensible Japanese interpretation, of God only knows what. In OZ so many of the anti racist, civil libertarian, pro LGTBQI groups, have become fascists themselves. They see alights, where none are intended. If one dares to differ on any point they espouse, one is immediately labelled; (homophile; Islamophile; and so on) Thereby denying any one else’s right of free speech, or even the right to have an opinion. What makes democracy great, is the right of anybody to speak their opinion on any subject… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

💞

Diddims
Diddims
4 years ago

@Marum: I’m sarcastic. I reckon sarcasm doesn’t translate well to written form.

I am curious about the duck feet, though.

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