Welcome to NutLonald’s

Two big nuts with extra special sauce please.

It will make you go nuts!

Warning: May contain nuts.

Their chickens have spare tyres.

please also try our Hempburger.

Hey Chang! Will you hold my Cock and Pullet

These chicken nuggets are so huge you’ll have to lug them to your table.

Mutant chickens in China is no surprise.

Complete with chicken pleat

Nut lugget at all

Mein chicken chow.

Secret heeeeerrrbbs and faeces.

McFookaulds. Right sir, two round the worlds, one doggy style, and two missionary methods.

Do you want fellatio with that?

We don’t need no furshlugginer chicken!

Als available: chicken dagnabbit and chicken dangflangit.

El pollo poco.

(OK. I know that fairy-tale is not, un leyenda Espanola)

I recommend the Lemongrarse Cicken sir.

It’s that great Chinese investor, Wallen Buffet.

My Hovercraft is full of Cocks.

I prefer buffalo winglingets.

There is a sign which says.

STANDING ROOM ONLY

Kentucky Fried Nuts

What you see is what you nutlugget

Made from finest nuts in the word

This is just another cock & bull story.

El Pollo Loco

The food’s better at Nut-Fil-A.

C’mon you Wallnut. Let’s get out on the floor and dance the funky cashew!

Well, Gesundheit!

I’ve always wondered why nobody sells fish nutluggets….

This is nut lickin good. So my dog says

If you complain about the food the owner gets a little testy.

Also known as ‘Chicken WcNuggets’

The rooster is transpecial. If it wants to identify as a chicken, we must honor its requests. Its a very beautiful chicken.

I’m luggin’ it.

Prepared by the finest maniacal chefs.

Deep fried in WD40.

Maybe THIS one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

Better than the Chicken LugNutmets, which have too much iron.

Forget the chicken. Just give me macadamia, please!