Whole groin goodness…

Whole groin goodness…

posted on 15 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

pissing-beef-ball

Photo courtesy of Justin DeFerbrache.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

For only 15 ¥ , you can piss on our beef balls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Why would yuan to do that?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

#1 on the menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I don’t want to share. You can have them all!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I’ll just have a wee taste.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Urinal cake for dessert.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Nothing like stones to bring a tear to your eyes

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

They’re golden

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Oh, you had a kidney stone? PFFT!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is that food or a Chinese insult?

coffeebot
3 years ago

Do you have cream sauce instead of this yellow?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Look Ma, no sh*t!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Try them with some toilet pepper

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Number One in China

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Maybe “Mountain Oysters” translates to something worse.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Served with streamed rice.

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

I had this in Somerville once. It was wicked pissah!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

In France, their name for dandelion salad translates literally to “piss-in-bed salad”.

oldtaku
oldtaku
3 years ago

You heathens need to watch the fantastic Stephen Chow martial arts movie ‘God of Cookery’.

There’s a traditional shrimp ball which is called pissing shrimp ball because they’re made with mantis shrimp, which will often squirt you if you harass them or pick them up. It’s not a pissing ‘shrimp ball’ it’s a ‘pissing shrimp’ ball.

If you combine the shrimp ball with beef ball and make it so juicy it squirts when you bite it you get the pissing beef ball.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom. 0007hrs. You reminded me of something from my boyhood, that I have not heard or thought of, for nearly sixty years.

Dandelions used to be called: “Wet the bed Plant” !!! Amongst us little boys.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It has my sympathy.
I think I would piss myself too, if someone bit my balls.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A Party of six of us went to a restaurant by coach. After we had climbed on board, and before we moved off, the horse gave an almighty thunderous fart.

Coach Girl: “Sorry bout that!”

Me: “That’s Ok love. We all thought it was the horse.”

That worked well. Once again, the wife wouldn’t speak to me for days.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Urine for a tasty surprise.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

I shall pass on that. Pisses me off instantly

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