Whole groin goodness…

Whole groin goodness…

posted on 15 Aug 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

pissing-beef-ball

Photo courtesy of Justin DeFerbrache.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

For only 15 ¥ , you can piss on our beef balls.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Why would yuan to do that?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

#1 on the menu.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t want to share. You can have them all!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I’ll just have a wee taste.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Urinal cake for dessert.

algernon
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algernon

Nothing like stones to bring a tear to your eyes

algernon
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algernon

They’re golden

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Oh, you had a kidney stone? PFFT!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is that food or a Chinese insult?

coffeebot
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Do you have cream sauce instead of this yellow?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look Ma, no sh*t!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try them with some toilet pepper

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Number One in China

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Maybe “Mountain Oysters” translates to something worse.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Served with streamed rice.

Chris
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Chris

I had this in Somerville once. It was wicked pissah!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

In France, their name for dandelion salad translates literally to “piss-in-bed salad”.

oldtaku
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oldtaku

You heathens need to watch the fantastic Stephen Chow martial arts movie ‘God of Cookery’.

There’s a traditional shrimp ball which is called pissing shrimp ball because they’re made with mantis shrimp, which will often squirt you if you harass them or pick them up. It’s not a pissing ‘shrimp ball’ it’s a ‘pissing shrimp’ ball.

If you combine the shrimp ball with beef ball and make it so juicy it squirts when you bite it you get the pissing beef ball.

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom. 0007hrs. You reminded me of something from my boyhood, that I have not heard or thought of, for nearly sixty years.

Dandelions used to be called: “Wet the bed Plant” !!! Amongst us little boys.

Marum
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Marum

It has my sympathy.
I think I would piss myself too, if someone bit my balls.

Marum
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Marum

A Party of six of us went to a restaurant by coach. After we had climbed on board, and before we moved off, the horse gave an almighty thunderous fart.

Coach Girl: “Sorry bout that!”

Me: “That’s Ok love. We all thought it was the horse.”

That worked well. Once again, the wife wouldn’t speak to me for days.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Urine for a tasty surprise.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

I shall pass on that. Pisses me off instantly

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