Whole groin goodness…

For only 15 ¥ , you can piss on our beef balls.

Why would yuan to do that?

#1 on the menu.

I don’t want to share. You can have them all!

I’ll just have a wee taste.

Urinal cake for dessert.

Nothing like stones to bring a tear to your eyes

They’re golden

Oh, you had a kidney stone? PFFT!

Is that food or a Chinese insult?

Do you have cream sauce instead of this yellow?

– Look Ma, no sh*t!

Try them with some toilet pepper

Number One in China

Maybe “Mountain Oysters” translates to something worse.

Served with streamed rice.

I had this in Somerville once. It was wicked pissah!

In France, their name for dandelion salad translates literally to “piss-in-bed salad”.

You heathens need to watch the fantastic Stephen Chow martial arts movie ‘God of Cookery’.

There’s a traditional shrimp ball which is called pissing shrimp ball because they’re made with mantis shrimp, which will often squirt you if you harass them or pick them up. It’s not a pissing ‘shrimp ball’ it’s a ‘pissing shrimp’ ball.

If you combine the shrimp ball with beef ball and make it so juicy it squirts when you bite it you get the pissing beef ball.

@Long Tom. 0007hrs. You reminded me of something from my boyhood, that I have not heard or thought of, for nearly sixty years.

Dandelions used to be called: “Wet the bed Plant” !!! Amongst us little boys.

It has my sympathy.
I think I would piss myself too, if someone bit my balls.

A Party of six of us went to a restaurant by coach. After we had climbed on board, and before we moved off, the horse gave an almighty thunderous fart.

Coach Girl: “Sorry bout that!”

Me: “That’s Ok love. We all thought it was the horse.”

That worked well. Once again, the wife wouldn’t speak to me for days.

Urine for a tasty surprise.

I shall pass on that. Pisses me off instantly