A dish is… hey, my eyes are up here!

A dish is… hey, my eyes are up here!

posted on 13 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

womans-breast-cabinet

Photo courtesy of Elissa Heidke.
Found in Thailand. 

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Moms making a tit of herself

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The lemon grass thicket is down there

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter! My pot isn’t!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Would you like me to open your cabinet, Madam?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I love spooning that soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It estimates the thicket of else a deep dish is

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Serving size: two cups.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Waitress can’t keep her tits out of the soup.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

That’ll be the day when porks fry.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Is this good soup?

(of corset is)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

That’s not a cabinet, it’s a chest!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is there a bra-becue?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If the fish soup didn’t estimate the thicket, yew wood.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

An “A” cup of soup is 70- , a “D” cup is 130-.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I need more than a titbit for dinner.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It’s all poisson to me.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A girl went to church in a topless dress.

Even the minister had a stroke.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A pot, is a pot, is a pot.

Kismet.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. Ned Kelly’s reputed last words might be better.

“Such is life.”

NB. This is the subject of much debate.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I think the last item is a typo.

EDIT: A pork fry pepper garlic
(a pot is)

Classic Steve
3 years ago

When the food hasn’t arrived yet, remember the motto of Valentine Michael Smith: “Waiting is.”

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

The rating for this restaurant’s cleanliness is D+

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

They must have had Yoda do the translation of the menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

At least you’ll have a pot to *is* in.

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