A dish is… hey, my eyes are up here!

A dish is… hey, my eyes are up here!

posted on 13 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Elissa Heidke.
Found in Thailand. 

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algernon
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algernon

Moms making a tit of herself

algernon
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algernon

The lemon grass thicket is down there

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! My pot isn’t!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like me to open your cabinet, Madam?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I love spooning that soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It estimates the thicket of else a deep dish is

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Serving size: two cups.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Waitress can’t keep her tits out of the soup.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

That’ll be the day when porks fry.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Is this good soup?

(of corset is)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s not a cabinet, it’s a chest!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is there a bra-becue?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the fish soup didn’t estimate the thicket, yew wood.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

An “A” cup of soup is 70- , a “D” cup is 130-.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I need more than a titbit for dinner.

Marum
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Marum

It’s all poisson to me.

Marum
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Marum

A girl went to church in a topless dress.

Even the minister had a stroke.

Marum
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Marum

A pot, is a pot, is a pot.

Kismet.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. Ned Kelly’s reputed last words might be better.

“Such is life.”

NB. This is the subject of much debate.

Marum
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Marum

I think the last item is a typo.

EDIT: A pork fry pepper garlic
(a pot is)

Classic Steve
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When the food hasn’t arrived yet, remember the motto of Valentine Michael Smith: “Waiting is.”

Rt
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Rt

The rating for this restaurant’s cleanliness is D+

Long Tom
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Long Tom

They must have had Yoda do the translation of the menu.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

At least you’ll have a pot to *is* in.

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