Can’t bert that

Can’t bert that

posted on 14 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-smoking

Stay herlthy, werlthy, and wise.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cormmittee the froggee?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They miss-spelled SMORKING.

algernon
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algernon

Hearlth smorking I guess

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What about hislth?

algernon
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algernon

Doesn’t seem to be working

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I misspelled “misspelled”.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I’m having trouble lerrning to rerd.

Marum
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Marum

Being herlthy doesn’t Improve one’s sperling.

Marum
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Marum

But I always puff a little after sex.

Marum
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Marum

Smoking isn’t all bad.
The local Sushi joint, (owned and staffed by Japanese) serves a Nigiri with smoked Eel on top. They call it Unagi Don, It is absolutely great.

Marum
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Marum

That said; Sashimi is still my favourite Japanese. meal.

If I can afford in a good Japanese Restaurant, that is.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

This is the first time you’ve eaten Una-don (short of Unagi-Don)?

Pete
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Pete

Hey China, how ’bout a little Sterlth Sanitation, eh?
Or sanitation PERIOD?

Classic Steve
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One usually doth hurl after the first smoke.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0703. Few years ago now. I buy it regularly. But yes, it was the first time.
Usually have to ask for it specially. ‘Cos most Aussies won’t eat eel. Took a Maori mate with me once, he loved it. Maoris favourite foods, include eels.

Marum
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Marum

Oh. As a sushi that is. I always thought Unagi Don was served as a rice meal with raw eel and a sauce.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Approved by Beijing Wong

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sorry, I’m just a Wo Man Beijing

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

Unagi is not eaten raw, even in sushi.
It is first grilled over a flame.

At least, that’s how they eat in in Japan.
If other peoples eat raw eel, I don’t know about it.

Unfortunately, REAL Japanese eel is hard to get and very expensive, even in Japan. Both there and in other countries, most eel served is the cheaper version from China. A most inferior product, IMHO.

Coz I can definitely taste the difference.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After the passing of Mao and Deng, smoking is not patriotic anymore.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Funny, I see a lot of soldiers smoking in various photographs, as a form of stress relief.

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