Can’t bert that

Can’t bert that

posted on 14 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-smoking

Stay herlthy, werlthy, and wise.

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Cormmittee the froggee?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They miss-spelled SMORKING.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Hearlth smorking I guess

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What about hislth?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Doesn’t seem to be working

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I misspelled “misspelled”.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I’m having trouble lerrning to rerd.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Being herlthy doesn’t Improve one’s sperling.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

But I always puff a little after sex.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Smoking isn’t all bad.
The local Sushi joint, (owned and staffed by Japanese) serves a Nigiri with smoked Eel on top. They call it Unagi Don, It is absolutely great.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That said; Sashimi is still my favourite Japanese. meal.

If I can afford in a good Japanese Restaurant, that is.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

This is the first time you’ve eaten Una-don (short of Unagi-Don)?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Hey China, how ’bout a little Sterlth Sanitation, eh?
Or sanitation PERIOD?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

One usually doth hurl after the first smoke.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0703. Few years ago now. I buy it regularly. But yes, it was the first time.
Usually have to ask for it specially. ‘Cos most Aussies won’t eat eel. Took a Maori mate with me once, he loved it. Maoris favourite foods, include eels.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Oh. As a sushi that is. I always thought Unagi Don was served as a rice meal with raw eel and a sauce.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Approved by Beijing Wong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Sorry, I’m just a Wo Man Beijing

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

Unagi is not eaten raw, even in sushi.
It is first grilled over a flame.

At least, that’s how they eat in in Japan.
If other peoples eat raw eel, I don’t know about it.

Unfortunately, REAL Japanese eel is hard to get and very expensive, even in Japan. Both there and in other countries, most eel served is the cheaper version from China. A most inferior product, IMHO.

Coz I can definitely taste the difference.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

After the passing of Mao and Deng, smoking is not patriotic anymore.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Funny, I see a lot of soldiers smoking in various photographs, as a form of stress relief.

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