Finally I have it under Lontrol!

Finally I have it under Lontrol!

posted on 25 Sep 2017 in Toiletries

snore-stopper

Photo courtesy of Lee Jackson.

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algernon
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algernon

Don’t call me a pwckut you Lontrol

algernon
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algernon

I think this promoting something else

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

What’s that in your nose you old loot.

DrLex
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DrLex

Shouldn’t that have been “family-nsed prodncts”?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

this high tech product is made of decomposed material.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

If you want her stop snoring, just stick something in her mouth.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Looks like a nose stopper

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Snoring, sleeping and all other vital functions will stop immediately after use!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Jbms jhcc?
– No. Pwckut!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The copy writer is silly lunt!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Anyone who pronounces it “inflnence” would really benefit from using the product.

Marum
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Marum

The latest girly doll, with a real skin feel.

That’s right. I said. “A real skin feel, not a sealskin keel.”

zankhana
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zankhana

Well pwckut me sideways!!!!!!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Whoops, turns out those noises weren’t snoring after all.

Pete
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Pete

You did WHAT to me?
Ooooooooh, you PRODUCT!!!!

Pete
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Pete

Very prepared family-nsed?
You mean, like, before the annual road-trip vacay?

Lora
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Lora

This product didn’t work at all, and I had to drink three glasses of water just to get it down. Should have stuck it up my nose for all the good it did me.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

You’ll be awake all night trying to interpret the instructions.

EffEff
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EffEff

Stop snorking with this pickwick of silica gel. (Danger: Do not eat.)

Marum
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Marum

Doctor! I want to have a word with you about those suppositories you prescribed.

I’ve been taking them for a week now, and for all the good they have been doing, I might as well have been shoving them up my bum.

iLock
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iLock

Congratulations – Your sleeping has just been promoted to nsed status!

Olog-hai
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Olog-hai

Is this made in Pwckut, Rhode Island?

“I had the feeling it was out of lontrol, I was of the opinion it was out of lontrol, ooh way uh, ooh way uh . . .”

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