Finally I have it under Lontrol!

Don’t call me a pwckut you Lontrol

I think this promoting something else

What’s that in your nose you old loot.

Shouldn’t that have been “family-nsed prodncts”?

this high tech product is made of decomposed material.

If you want her stop snoring, just stick something in her mouth.

Looks like a nose stopper

NOTE: Snoring, sleeping and all other vital functions will stop immediately after use!

– Jbms jhcc?
– No. Pwckut!

The copy writer is silly lunt!

Anyone who pronounces it “inflnence” would really benefit from using the product.

The latest girly doll, with a real skin feel.

That’s right. I said. “A real skin feel, not a sealskin keel.”

Well pwckut me sideways!!!!!!

Whoops, turns out those noises weren’t snoring after all.

You did WHAT to me?
Ooooooooh, you PRODUCT!!!!

Very prepared family-nsed?
You mean, like, before the annual road-trip vacay?

This product didn’t work at all, and I had to drink three glasses of water just to get it down. Should have stuck it up my nose for all the good it did me.

You’ll be awake all night trying to interpret the instructions.

Stop snorking with this pickwick of silica gel. (Danger: Do not eat.)

Doctor! I want to have a word with you about those suppositories you prescribed.

I’ve been taking them for a week now, and for all the good they have been doing, I might as well have been shoving them up my bum.

Congratulations – Your sleeping has just been promoted to nsed status!

Is this made in Pwckut, Rhode Island?

“I had the feeling it was out of lontrol, I was of the opinion it was out of lontrol, ooh way uh, ooh way uh . . .”