Hey, my eyes are up here…

Hey, my eyes are up here…

posted on 11 Sep 2017 in Clothing

My-hot-mind

Photo courtesy of Wojtek Hryniewicz.
Child’s shirt found in Japan.

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algernon
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algernon

Something about where the wild geese go.

Marum
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Marum

Sorry.
A cool mind and a hot c—, is my preference.

algernon
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algernon

Its more than I can bear

Marum
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Marum

Q. How does a make Polar bear find a female Polar Bear, on a long dark Arctic winter night?

A. Absolutely superb.

DrLex
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DrLex

Looks like a severe case of heat stroke

Marum
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Marum

The good news: Eskimo men will gladly loan you their wife.

The bad news: Have you seen what Eskimo women are built like.

Still. It probably pays to have a good layer of fat, if you live full time in that climate. Every other animal species seems to have. Even the Siberian Tiger has a layer of fat under its skin. Which is most unusual for wild-cats. (The males grow to damn near 400Kg – 880lbs)

Marum
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Marum

Are you trying to throw me off the trail?

What!!!! Do you think I am my brother’s kipper? 🐧

Marum
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Marum

Q. When humans wear a Seal-skin Coat, why do they always wear the fur on the inside, just the opposite to what a seal does?

A. If seals wore the fur on the inside, it would be too tickly for them to stand. So they would spend all their time rolling around laughing.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What a nice pair of polar boobs!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: I think that Eskimos have long since stopped doing so.

And French people have no special penchant for the comedy of Jerry Lewis.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Leave out the N LY and you have a remedy for the fever.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It doesn’t bear thinking about.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:15 am: Clever Eskimo men! Get someone else to warm her up first.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And cold body

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s beer with tea shirt!

Pete
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Pete

I’m flashing back to the 1970’s on M*A*S*H where Frank Burns…err, I mean the Frank Burns that was actually on TV…where after Hot Lips complains about how he just sees her as a sex object, Frank says “I love your brain! Let me kiss your beautiful brain…..”

Pete
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Pete

♪♫ Sunshine, on my polar bear, makes him cranky….♪♫

Chris
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Chris

Nice shirt. Does it also have a bear behind?

Marum
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Marum

He fond he was pushing all her wrong buttons.

One could say; He had found all her erroneous zones.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Guess what event happens in Alaska during the summer? The coming-out party…

…for humungous numbers of mosquitoes. Yes, I learned of this when reading about Alaska.

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom. I would have guessed the Eskimo thing was probably an apocryphal story anyhow.

But what with the Jerry Lewis thing?
Are you trying to drive me crazy with a non-sequitur? In which case that would not be a drive, but a conceded putt.
Forgive my French, (it is not one of my languages) but I thought the Frogs called him “Le Roi du crazy”. (The King of crazy) Which, (to me) implies, that they either loved or respected him.

Marum
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Marum

🎜Bear bear bear, Nice purple shirt🎝

Marum
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Marum

Of course my inference is merely my inference, and has no bearing on what the Frogs really implied.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum-I actually asked a French person about this. Jerry Lewis was popular-for a time. The American celebrity who is popular today is Woody Allen, believe it or not. Though he admitted his movies are translated into French, and you wonder how much material is actually Woody Allen’s original and how much is French comedy added instead.

The Jerry Lewis movie I actually enjoyed was “The Disorderly Orderly”, and that movie would be easily translated into other languages.

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