I’m not really serious about safety.

I’m not really serious about safety.

posted on 22 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-dabbling

Today’s reminding: get deeper interests.

Photo courtesy of Martin Kou.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Stand closer sir.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

But fish are Ok

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

You’ve heard of “Puss in boots.”

This is “Pee in boots.”

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

But dabbling could be friendly

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Wet floors can be fun.
Instructions:

1. Lay heavy plastic on floor (007″ or thicker) Minimum area 10’X10′,

2. Pour Coconut Oil allover plastic.

3. Jump on with your lady.

4. See what you can manage, in an almost friction-free environment.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hints. Builders Supplies, for a roll. If you buy a roll you will find uses, such as taking a large sheet for picnics beach etc., or for covering loads in wet weather, or as a tarp at the footie.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Stop dabbling and take the plunge.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

We made a water slide with it in the backyard, for the kids, with a bottle of detergent and some H2O.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum-They already have water slides that are meant to be put onto the lawn, meant for the kids to play on.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0425. This was over thirty years ago. Such devices were unavailable then Besides if you have an available slope, this is cheaper, and be disposed of afterwards. We lived on acreage, so I made by own slope with the tractor.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. KIDS? I joined in too. The wife was the only one who didn’t. But she was never much fun.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Found it http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=backyard+water+slides&id=9F8A01BB306792300A332918A98B391E1F73F110&FORM=IQFRBA

The third one down on the right is almost a dead copy of the one I built. I think it is mor fun to build your own.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you have some particle board for a backing. You can use the stairs for a slope.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

You put a ladder up to the landing, and launch your selves down the slope. It will keep both you and the kids amused for a few hours.

You shouldn’t inflict any damage, that the hospital can’t fix in a few months.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Somebody must have fallen wile playing with a Ouija Board.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
4 years ago

No, I swear, I really was just coughing into my elbow.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I once knew a guy so stupid,…

**HOW STUPID WAS HE?!?**

He was so stupid he saw a sign that said “wet floor”, that’s what he did.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

“Flooding?”

You mean “wet floor”?
/Overly manly man

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

DABBLING?
Safety’s serious bidness, son…
Check the folks in the clothing store next wing of the mall, son.
They may take applications from un-serious part-timers like you….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What floor? I mean, which floor?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

1. Take the child
2. Fall into water friendly
3. No dabbling

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If It gets beyond dabbling, I’ll be out of my depth.

Kristo-Ham
4 years ago

I don’t see how this is even Engrish? It says “dabbling”, not “dabbing”, and I don’t see any other misspellings or incorrect grammar…
Dabbling means to immerse (one’s hands or feet) partially in water and move them around gently.

So it’s saying not to put your hands or feet in the water.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Kristo 2217. It also means to attempt to do things half heartedly.

As in: dilettante

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