Killer deals!

Killer deals!

posted on 20 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Sale-to-Die-For

You will save money… or else.

Photo courtesy of Bill W.
Found in Korea. 

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Even black mannequins don’t have one.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

In his daks are socks not cocks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Well, this should be a hit.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q. What’s long black and quite delicious.

A. Blutwurst.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

President Moon (ing).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

At an eland sale, everything is still too deer.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0412. It’s all 2-in-tents for me too.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

But one can always ask for an o-kapi instead.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If its in North Korea, the tall black bloke is probably Dennis Rodman.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

it’s

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Life is two shorts.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Run, Price, run!!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Great, I’m looking for something dyed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s not right and it’s not fair!
(The left leg on either mannequin).

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is amazing to think, that Dennis Rodman knows more about Kimmie than the whole US Govt., the CIA, and everyone else rolled together.

But then. If all their politicians are as bright as ours, maybe it really isn’t a surprise.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

clothes to die for

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Wouldn’t be seen dead in it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Do you accept dead presidents?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Approved by All Fried Hitch Cock

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Probably by iPhone killer

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

A sign of stiff competition in the clothing market.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjprbfOuwzs

Rocky Mannenoff must own that store.

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

I wouldn’t be caught dead in plaid and mixed solid color.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0524. Especially in lager denominations.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Puts me in mind of PNG.

The trick to expedite matters, was to include a few “Somare Heads”.

Referred to as; Grisim pam. (“a” pronounced “ar” ie. parm).

In my best Motuan….Bahmahuta taubada.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Haha. As with all “grease” it make things move easier. From one’s personal thing, right up to matters of national importance. Gris may not always be money. As a senior copper once said to me; “We all have a price.” It could be anything from one’s own fantasies, (fetishes or perversions) or the safety or welfare of one’s family. Anyway. I ruminated on this for several weeks – priding myself on my honesty – before finally concluding he was correct. I realised what my “price” is. Not that I would ever let it be known, ,em.BY ANYONE. But at least… Read more »

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Of course I realize. The OPERATORS MANUAL for the female of the species, may be larger than the Greater Oxford Dictionary.

We men are so much simpler: Feed us well and f–k us well, and most of us will be content for life. Something that most Aussie ladies, and by all accounts USA ladies too, never understand, and even if they do, it is “beneath them” to do so.

If anyone wishes to contest my theory, I would be entertained to peruse their theory for the ever increasing divorce rate.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Old habits die hard.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Marum-I read long ago that in centuries past, divorces were rare because spouses often died before marriages did. From plagues, injuries, war, childbirth, diseases that could not be cured, etc.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

All prices matter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 8:58 am: Habits? I suspect this store has nun.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom. 0158. I was not referring to that far past. Just my parent’s and grandparents generation. Although I will admit, that WWI killed off so many men, that many women never had a husband, between the wars. Thus, the population did not increase rapidly. (Both Aust & NZ)

If government had more guts, plus a bit of lateral thinking. (Ho ho ho) Polygamy would have made sense, for the good of the nation

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

ALSO:
My grandparents, my parents, and my wife’s too, stayed married until they died. Most of my friends people too. So! Maybe we were the typical “WASPS” of that era.

From what I have seen of most divorces, most subsequent marriages have no greater success than the first. I consider that….To be the triumph of HOPE over EXPERIENCE.

One of my mates nickname was: Mater Prize Home. (Every women gets a house) We told him, that it would be cheaper if he found a woman he really hated, and gave her a house. He would save thousands on lawyers bills.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0458.

Q: Did you hear about the priest they fired?

A: The Church didn’t like the Habits he was getting into.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@ Marum 3:44 am

Well he heard that nuns were supposed to be chased.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

If you want the last item you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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