Reduce, renew, useless.

Reduce, renew, useless.

posted on 18 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Don’t throw that away! Send to China!

Photo courtesy of C.S.
Found in Hong Kong.

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DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Useless plastic bags need love too.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Useless silly plastic bags

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Love is a plastic bag

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

The mascot for Hong Kong is a useless plastic bag.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I kiss the seam of your purple plastic; ‘O Great One.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Well if your lady insists on regular cosmetic surgery, she could be classed as a useless “plastic bag”.

Also a damned expensive one too.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

We had a great relationship. Then the bottom fell out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The sign maker spaced out on this one, and didn’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Love? Well, I have heard of couples using plastic bags as condoms…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Show your love for your health. Smokeless cigarettes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The grammar nazi in me says it should be USEFEWER, but that nazi has no sense of humour.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They can even do plastic surgery on your lady’s – errrr – you know. Apparently they can even restore her virginity.

The first time I heard that, I was rolling around laughing. I figured I was a victim of a weird practical joke. It appears to be true. Can you imagine anything more useless to append your money on.

Hhehehehehe, hahahahahaha, hohohohho. Just the thing for a second honeymoon. Gurgle, snort. 😕

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT: append = spend

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0510. If you need a plastic bag, I only hope your lady can suck as well as you can blow. 🎇

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:27 am: I’m all for recycling, but that’s carrying things a bit too far! 🙄

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

We , evil westerners, use many many plastic bags.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Try picking up dog poop and you will find plastic bags very useful!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

When I was a boy down the Gold Coast, I used to ask people not to throw their plastic bait-bags into the ocean. The usual answer was WTF is it to you? When I grew big and strong, they found out WTF it was to me. I used to cast them off the rocks after their discarded plastic. I would then yell: “Right DH, while you are there pick up a few f—-n more!” It always amazes me, how stupidity and ignorance seem to go hand in hand. They are wrong, and they try to bluff it out with loudmouthed… Read more »

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Did they miss a comma? Are they talking to the bags?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Also called ”Hong Dong Con Doms”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I prefer abuseless plastic bags

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

PVC = Please Vinyl Carefully

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

But… but I need big blue plastic bags to store my recyclables in!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Marum-No, what you did was quite justifiable.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Classic Steve 0725. Duh! I thought it was an heroic toast.

Tom41
Tom41
3 years ago

And that is why today, there are no plastic bags in Hong Kong…

Salome
Salome
3 years ago

I’ve been called many things in my time, but a Useless Plastic Bag takes the (rice)cake.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

The sign maker should have said “use fewer”. More grammatically correct.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Oh, I see DnT thou8ght of that already. However, smokeless cigarettes (also known as “vapes”) are NOT safe for you after all.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Use less useless plastic bags

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