Good thing he wears that shirt.
Photo courtesy of Zhanna Azizova.
Menu found in Russia.
Daisy wont like it
Eww … Duck tits!
Ni Peking then
It’s the Vlat Dniesy special.
Try it with some Bra Twurst
– Waiter! This ”Oldfashion” salad is undressed!
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it has tits however, it might not be a duck.
#230 comes with chest nuts.
We are fortunate not to have Donald D-ick on the salad.
The translator had a mickey before work.
Kind of explains why he isn’f called Donald Drake.
I’m down with that.
According to Google Translate, Утиная грудка is duck breast, or possibly chest or bosom. I wonder what translator this restaurant was using, maybe the preferred one for Russian porn sites?
Remember that old Adult Engrish entry “F*** the duck until exploded”? What is it with the sexualization of waterfowl in translations?
(Yeah I know that was Daffy and not Donald but I still couldn’t resist….)
Trying to think of a caption for Mickey to ask Donald if he went through a sex change operation….and if he’s renaming him/her self “Donna Duck”…
That salad is pretty useless.
Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.
Foghorn: Oh, yeah? I say, I say, I say, I thought I saw a ducky tit!
– Waiter! What’s this?
– ‘Tit’s salad, Sir.
The first Donald Duck cartoon where he had a girlfriend, she was the Spanish Dona Duck. Daisy would arrive later.
Did you say cesarian salad?
Man, that’s ducked up.
Complete this number sequence;
Illustrated = 210; 225; 230; 280; 250.
my guess = 240; 255; 260; 310; 280.
……………. = 270; 285; 290; 340; 310.
……………. = 300; etc.