Sorry, that’s goofy.

Sorry, that’s goofy.

posted on 28 Sep 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

donald-duck-tits-salad

Good thing he wears that shirt.

Photo courtesy of Zhanna Azizova.
Menu found in Russia.

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algernon
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algernon

Daisy wont like it

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Eww … Duck tits!

algernon
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algernon

Ni Peking then

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It’s the Vlat Dniesy special.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try it with some Bra Twurst

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! This ”Oldfashion” salad is undressed!

DrLex
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DrLex

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it has tits however, it might not be a duck.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

#230 comes with chest nuts.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

We are fortunate not to have Donald D-ick on the salad.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The translator had a mickey before work.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Kind of explains why he isn’f called Donald Drake.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m down with that.

markm
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markm

According to Google Translate, Утиная грудка is duck breast, or possibly chest or bosom. I wonder what translator this restaurant was using, maybe the preferred one for Russian porn sites?

Classic Steve
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Remember that old Adult Engrish entry “F*** the duck until exploded”? What is it with the sexualization of waterfowl in translations?

Pete
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Pete

WABBIT SEASON!!!

(Yeah I know that was Daffy and not Donald but I still couldn’t resist….)

Pete
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Pete

Trying to think of a caption for Mickey to ask Donald if he went through a sex change operation….and if he’s renaming him/her self “Donna Duck”…

Tom P.
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Tom P.

That salad is pretty useless.

Pete
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Pete

Tweety: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

Foghorn: Oh, yeah? I say, I say, I say, I thought I saw a ducky tit!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! What’s this?
– ‘Tit’s salad, Sir.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

The first Donald Duck cartoon where he had a girlfriend, she was the Spanish Dona Duck. Daisy would arrive later.

Marum
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Marum

Did you say cesarian salad?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Man, that’s ducked up.

Marum
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Marum

Complete this number sequence;
Illustrated = 210; 225; 230; 280; 250.

my guess = 240; 255; 260; 310; 280.

……………. = 270; 285; 290; 340; 310.

……………. = 300; etc.

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