This is how it starts…

This is how it starts…

posted on 12 Sep 2017 in Drinks, Vending Machines

please-take-our-freedom

Spreading democracy one cup at a time.

Photo courtesy of Victoria Lee.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They may take our (tea)leaves, but they’ll never take our freedom!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Please serf yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Are the 2 girls free as well? 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This machine does not dispense oppressor coffee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Caffein-free, sugar-free, taste-free.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

The taste is revolting.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

This machine serves both Espresso, Deeppresso, and Oppresso.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

I for one welcome our vending machine overlords.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Release me,push the buttons

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Sounds like something for Donald

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Take our freedom:
It happened in Czechoslovakia, and the people there thought it couldn’t.

If you believe it can’t happen here, you have serious delusions..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Next week we annex the sandwich vending machine.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0407. Girls?

Do you have the same “SCHEIN” ad to the right of this topic, as I do.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The fourth button down, looks like it says NITROL – C3H5N3O9.

Now there’s a drink which will put hairs on your chest.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

When the Vending Machine punches your buttons, it’s too late.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:08 am: Whatever that SCHEIN thing is, it must relate to some site you have visited online recently. Aside from the Engrish ads, they seem to be individually tailored. I’m seeing ads from Gearbest as I was looking at some of their merchandise lately.

The 2 girls I mentioned are to go with the 1 (free) cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Also called ”Wedding Machine”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Just add water

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:11 am: And remove them just as fast!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Big Brother is Watering You

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

When the NBN was mooted in OZ our politicians admitted they knew nothing about it. Over the next three years, they have raved on endlessly about the NBN. Thereby proving their original assertion to be
correct….Beyond shadow of doubt.

Our average internet speed on the NBN (National Broadband Nutwork) is 10Mps. I am achieving 72Mps on single channel WiFi. I could do better, but as I don’t download movies, or watch TV online, it is sufficient.
(Two channels would get me close to 150Mps.

Our download speed, makes us about 50th in the world. Nice one 99.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

New option coming soon: Captive-chino.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

But no one takes your freedom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7U5jpHWzeE

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Great. Fascist Robots.
Anybody else getting WWII flashbacks?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. The opposition then claimed they could achieve 1,000Mps download, and 400Mps upload. (speeds not available anywhere in the world at present. Excluding private networks)

Did I mention, politicians not knowing what they are talking about?

Old adage: It is better to be quiet and have people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and dispel all doubt.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0707.
♪Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest susammen♫

No?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Classic Steve | 7:06 am: Nice link! I enjoyed that mashup.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT zusammen

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete. I realize you don’t speak German, but I thought you might recognize the old Nazi marching song.

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

That’s how they get you: free samples until you are addicted, THEN they charge any amount they want. You’re hooked and have lost your freedom.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
3 years ago

@Marum but you messed up “the old Nazi song” (kind of an unofficial anthem of Nazi Germany). It’s geschlossen, not zusammen

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago
Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@alexmagnus 1255. Thanks mate.

I though it was; the ranks close together, instead of; the ranks tightly closed.

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