This is how it starts…

This is how it starts…

posted on 12 Sep 2017 in Drinks, Vending Machines

please-take-our-freedom

Spreading democracy one cup at a time.

Photo courtesy of Victoria Lee.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They may take our (tea)leaves, but they’ll never take our freedom!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Please serf yourself.

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Droll not Troll

Are the 2 girls free as well? 😈

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This machine does not dispense oppressor coffee.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Caffein-free, sugar-free, taste-free.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The taste is revolting.

DrLex
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DrLex

This machine serves both Espresso, Deeppresso, and Oppresso.

DrLex
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DrLex

I for one welcome our vending machine overlords.

algernon
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algernon

Release me,push the buttons

algernon
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algernon

Sounds like something for Donald

Marum
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Marum

Take our freedom:
It happened in Czechoslovakia, and the people there thought it couldn’t.

If you believe it can’t happen here, you have serious delusions..

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Next week we annex the sandwich vending machine.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0407. Girls?

Do you have the same “SCHEIN” ad to the right of this topic, as I do.

Marum
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Marum

The fourth button down, looks like it says NITROL – C3H5N3O9.

Now there’s a drink which will put hairs on your chest.

Marum
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Marum

When the Vending Machine punches your buttons, it’s too late.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:08 am: Whatever that SCHEIN thing is, it must relate to some site you have visited online recently. Aside from the Engrish ads, they seem to be individually tailored. I’m seeing ads from Gearbest as I was looking at some of their merchandise lately.

The 2 girls I mentioned are to go with the 1 (free) cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ”Wedding Machine”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just add water

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:11 am: And remove them just as fast!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Big Brother is Watering You

Marum
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Marum

When the NBN was mooted in OZ our politicians admitted they knew nothing about it. Over the next three years, they have raved on endlessly about the NBN. Thereby proving their original assertion to be
correct….Beyond shadow of doubt.

Our average internet speed on the NBN (National Broadband Nutwork) is 10Mps. I am achieving 72Mps on single channel WiFi. I could do better, but as I don’t download movies, or watch TV online, it is sufficient.
(Two channels would get me close to 150Mps.

Our download speed, makes us about 50th in the world. Nice one 99.

Pete
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Pete

New option coming soon: Captive-chino.

Classic Steve
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But no one takes your freedom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7U5jpHWzeE

Pete
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Pete

Great. Fascist Robots.
Anybody else getting WWII flashbacks?

Marum
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Marum

BTW. The opposition then claimed they could achieve 1,000Mps download, and 400Mps upload. (speeds not available anywhere in the world at present. Excluding private networks)

Did I mention, politicians not knowing what they are talking about?

Old adage: It is better to be quiet and have people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and dispel all doubt.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0707.
♪Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest susammen♫

No?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Classic Steve | 7:06 am: Nice link! I enjoyed that mashup.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT zusammen

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. I realize you don’t speak German, but I thought you might recognize the old Nazi marching song.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

That’s how they get you: free samples until you are addicted, THEN they charge any amount they want. You’re hooked and have lost your freedom.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

@Marum but you messed up “the old Nazi song” (kind of an unofficial anthem of Nazi Germany). It’s geschlossen, not zusammen

Long Tom
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Long Tom
Marum
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Marum

@alexmagnus 1255. Thanks mate.

I though it was; the ranks close together, instead of; the ranks tightly closed.

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