Where can gift shop?

Where can gift shop?

posted on 24 Sep 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Wish your open earlier.

Photo courtesy of Martin Kou.
Found in Shenzhen, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

That’s what she said

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Don’t be premature

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So you’re in early

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Wish my next caption

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– I’m coming, Officer … I’m coming!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Be careful what you wish for.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Like everything, the more effort you make, the better it is.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

OK! See if you can make it past two inches and three seconds, this time.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Use a wish bone.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Don’t drop your load at the entrance.

Try to get it way down in the basement.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Look, Ma! No hands!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Wanna see my magic wand?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Well!
If your second coming takes over 2,000 years. You are going to wear out a few lovers.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As Fritz said as he shoved his mother over a cliff:

“Look Hans no ma.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually. The second coming isn’t all that hard

But. The fifth one often is.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Is the sign from a house of ill repute?

markm
markm
4 years ago

Marum: You must be young.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@markm 0705. Not any more mate.

But when I was 17, my lady was that interesting.

At my age now. I think I’ve given it up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Please pay if you want your next coming!

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

I wonder what that arrow represents (and those open flaps it’s penetrating).

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