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posted on 6 Sep 2017 in Clothing

live-as-you-think-it

Photo courtesy of Shawn O’Hara.
Shirt found in Kushiro, Japan.

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Marum

I have sad news. The Screenprinter died before he finished this shirt.

coffeebot
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You think it therefore you is it.

Marum
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Marum

I think.

Therefore I’m live.

Marum
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Marum

#1 thing to do in Hokkaido Perverture:

1. Visit the Kushiro Sign-writers Shrine.

Marum
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Marum

Ah! I should have said Screen-printers Shrine. Sigh, stet.

Marum
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Marum

AS YOU THINK IT. SO TOO WILL YOU BE JUGGED

Marum
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Marum

Yup. I did mean “jugged”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

But don’t think back. That would be EVIL.

algernon
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algernon

I think I’ll eat

algernon
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algernon

I’m not sure

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s live, Jim, but not as we think it.

Marum
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Marum

“LIVE”
Why not?
The alternative looks pretty lousy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:16 am: Is that the latest non-surgical breast enlargement method?

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0425.

Phasers on stun Mr. Jerkoff.

Checkov! Cap’n. Checkov!

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0429.

Nein! We were going to use judges. But we couldn’t pry them away from their jugs.

Marum
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Marum

Q: How do you stop Judges drinking in their Chambers?

A: Weld the lids shut.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

…..has giant rats.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A financial center and has bankrupt edges.

Marum
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Marum

has fraud, deception, deceit, treachery, swindling, guile, trickery, duplicity, double-dealing, chicanery, sharp practice, imposture, fraudulence, spuriousness. (the ubiquitous Dr Roget)

Just couldn’t fit them all on the shirt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

iThink iPhone

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

, a financial center and has *insert your favorite urine soup recipe here*

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I’ll take size XXXL, please.
– You think you’ll trim the skirt, Madam?

Pete
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Pete

This is your shirt on narcolepsy.

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