Photo courtesy of Shawn O’Hara.
Shirt found in Kushiro, Japan.
I have sad news. The Screenprinter died before he finished this shirt.
You think it therefore you is it.
Therefore I’m live.
#1 thing to do in Hokkaido Perverture:
1. Visit the Kushiro Sign-writers Shrine.
Ah! I should have said Screen-printers Shrine. Sigh, stet.
AS YOU THINK IT. SO TOO WILL YOU BE JUGGED
Yup. I did mean “jugged”
But don’t think back. That would be EVIL.
I think I’ll eat
I’m not sure
It’s live, Jim, but not as we think it.
The alternative looks pretty lousy.
@Marum | 4:16 am: Is that the latest non-surgical breast enlargement method?
Phasers on stun Mr. Jerkoff.
Checkov! Cap’n. Checkov!
Nein! We were going to use judges. But we couldn’t pry them away from their jugs.
Q: How do you stop Judges drinking in their Chambers?
A: Weld the lids shut.
…..has giant rats.
A financial center and has bankrupt edges.
has fraud, deception, deceit, treachery, swindling, guile, trickery, duplicity, double-dealing, chicanery, sharp practice, imposture, fraudulence, spuriousness. (the ubiquitous Dr Roget)
Just couldn’t fit them all on the shirt.
, a financial center and has *insert your favorite urine soup recipe here*
– I’ll take size XXXL, please.
– You think you’ll trim the skirt, Madam?
This is your shirt on narcolepsy.