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posted on 27 Oct 2017 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

161-bland-coffee

We reuse our grounds.

Photo courtesy of Richard Gannon.
Found in Ayutthaya, Thailand.

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algernon
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algernon

It’s tasteless

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Flesh coffee, made of human beans

algernon
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algernon

American blend maybe

Marum
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Marum

Approved by nine out of ten blands.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It becomes invisible when it blands into the blackground

algernon
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algernon

Tastes like Starbucks

Marum
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Marum

No wonder it’s bland.

It’s grown in Iceland.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

There used to be a newspaper comic named “Lully”, about a secretary who, among other things, was completely inept at making coffee for her boss. She was not doing this to spite him; she was actually inept at that job.

Marum
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Marum

Maccas makes the worst coffee in Brissie, and it costs $4.00 a cup.

I ruminated upon the matter, of how could a machine which grinds its own beans, make such lousy coffee. Then it occurred to me: The beans are plastic, they slip in half a teaspoon of Nescafe when you’re not looking.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just add coffee

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 0413. I hear she retired shortly after that. You might say – she was on her last lap.

BOOM BOOM

Marum
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Marum

I might as well be totally politically incorrect:

I like my coffee like my women: Hot, black, and sweet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Made in a coffee vacuous pot.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Uh, oh! Somebody spilled the beans!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Try the crappuccino.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Endorsed by Wan Valdez.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

We serve the average joe.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Our specialty: Coffee to f u

EffEff
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EffEff

161 flavours of blandness

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum 0413: In the actual strip, Lolly lived at home alone with a poodle, while the bo9ss had a jealous wife. The boss never hit upon Lolly though.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This one time, at bland camp, a kid drank 161 cups of coffee.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock | 9:29 am: Coffee tofu? I’ll pass! O_o

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@ Droll not Troll | 7:51 pm: Pass out, I suppose?

Btw, nothing beats that strong, fragrant tofu taste… 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am: Hehe! “Wake up and smell the tofu!” – said no-one, ever.

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@ Droll not Troll | 4:13 am: I think that’s what she said … besides ”Good mourning”

Marum
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Marum

It is our Export Bland.

Marum
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Marum

I don’t know about coffee.

But an Indian Chief used to drink 400 cups of tea a day.

I believe he died in his own teepee.

UCity
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UCity

Better bland coffee than cafe au lead!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Try their “Love on the riverbank” coffee. It’s f***ing near water.

Lora
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Lora

“This coffee tastes like dirt!”
“It should, it was ground just this morning.”

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Still better than Starsucks, I bet, as long as it is not Cafe con Leech.

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