Carrot Life

Carrot Life

posted on 1 Oct 2017 in Household Items
vegetable-peeler
Can the dinner ready?
Photo courtesy of Laura Syndey.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Love is a carrot

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Not for the carrot

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

“Various goods – Daiso” means the goodness varies according to the love and size of the Daikon.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Can the cooking and store it in the bunker.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Can you cooking happily?
– Yes! I garbage can!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– I love vegetable!
– Oh, I love you too, sweetie!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Of course it’s a “vegetable” peeler.

It has no arms and legs, and no brian.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Jasper Carrot.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is actually a twin blade shaver.

“But don’t you worry about that.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You always peel the one you love.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Really – do people still peel carrots? I stopped doing that years ago!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0522.

No. But many cull parrots.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Can the cooking. Eat your vegetables raw!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It puts the peeler on its skin or else it cans the cooking again

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

In the Profumo scandal days in England, if my memory serves me correctly.

There was a stripper who named herself; “Pristine Peeler.” (Pun on Christine Keeler)

But he would say that wouldn’t he. (Mandy Rice Davies quote)

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Banff Carrot

Salome
Salome
3 years ago

Vegetable in can already cooked.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

I love vegetable!” said no kid ever.

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

To the tune of Ship Ahoy.
All the nice girls love a carrot, but not peeled down to a stick, coz there’s something about a carrot that reminds them of a d..k. Make it greasy, free and easy, its a girly’s pride and joy! when we happy cook and then, find a bigger one again, it’s a toy, not a boy!!!!!

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