Carrot Life

Love is a carrot

Not for the carrot

“Various goods – Daiso” means the goodness varies according to the love and size of the Daikon.

Can the cooking and store it in the bunker.

– Can you cooking happily?
– Yes! I garbage can!

– I love vegetable!
– Oh, I love you too, sweetie!

Of course it’s a “vegetable” peeler.

It has no arms and legs, and no brian.

Jasper Carrot.

It is actually a twin blade shaver.

“But don’t you worry about that.”

You always peel the one you love.

Really – do people still peel carrots? I stopped doing that years ago!

@DNT 0522.

No. But many cull parrots.

Can the cooking. Eat your vegetables raw!

It puts the peeler on its skin or else it cans the cooking again

In the Profumo scandal days in England, if my memory serves me correctly.

There was a stripper who named herself; “Pristine Peeler.” (Pun on Christine Keeler)

But he would say that wouldn’t he. (Mandy Rice Davies quote)

Banff Carrot

Vegetable in can already cooked.

I love vegetable!” said no kid ever.

To the tune of Ship Ahoy.
All the nice girls love a carrot, but not peeled down to a stick, coz there’s something about a carrot that reminds them of a d..k. Make it greasy, free and easy, its a girly’s pride and joy! when we happy cook and then, find a bigger one again, it’s a toy, not a boy!!!!!