Crazy about corn?

Crazy about corn?

posted on 11 Oct 2017 in Menus

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It appears that we have two October 11ths. This makes sense, because the Calendar is out of synch. So we need an extra day added. This is as good as any time.

Quote: The more advanced leap year formula makes the Gregorian calendar far more accurate than the Julian. However, it is not perfect either. Compared to the tropical year, it is off by one day every 3236 years.

Marum
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Marum

Pope Gregory XIII. 1582.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Anything freaks if you keep it in a box all day.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Corn freaks and mirk in a bowel?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Corn freaks have huge ears.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Now eat your freaks and drink menu, or else no nuts!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How to get rid of corn freaks?
– Find a cereal killer!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, you Miss Spelled ”Corn”!
– Do you want me to make a Miss Steak, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This Engrish is so yesterday

Marum
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Marum

@Yu No Hoo 0408. I’ve been in a box most of the night, more than once. It did just the opposite to freaking me out.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Someone gave the corn a surprise. Or maybe they gave it children.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Today may be yesterday but I can’t wait for tomorrow’s yesterday!

Marum
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Marum

Over the lips,
Past the gums,
Look out hips,
Here it comes.

Marum
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Marum

@72rd 0705. Errr, yes?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Marum | 7:17 am: Well, tomorrow is October 12th…right?

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Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock | 10:25 am: Actually, it’s Friday the 13th. I think that may be the problem….. 😯

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@Droll not Troll | 5:58 pm: Friday 13th, when all corn freaks out …

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No. The extra day is the “Non-day”. So the calendar goes like this:

Wed 11th; Non-day 11th; Thurs 12th: Fri 13th., and the Calendar is realigned.

Cause the year is 365.25 days + a sundry number of seconds.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Amaizing Engrish

MalcolmO
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MalcolmO

I’ve seen the menu and now I’m flaking out.

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