I’ve done worse…

I’ve done worse…

posted on 31 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

making-living

The only job I could find…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Chou.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It a cut above

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Just in time for Halloween

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Frankenfood!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Works for me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– I’m sorry but I hate living to f u, darling.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Makin’ China

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Wage or celery?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Just trying to put food on the table.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

So, no eating?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Making no bonus about it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Well, I’ve eaten worser.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Now though you’d have said that head was dead
(For its owner dead was he),
It stood on its neck, with a smile well-bred,
And bowed three times to me!
It was none of your impudent off-hand nods,
But as humble as could be;
For it clearly knew
The deference due
To a man of pedigree,
Of pedigree!

Pooh Bah – The Mikado.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I love the Mikado. It is so apt. I memorized the play as a 13 yo at secondary school. It also has one of the best examples of alliteration, I have read anywhere.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

Pooh Bah, Koko, Pish Tush.(Act 1, Part 9)

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

That stuff in the front bowl look almost just like that disgusting pimento loaf my Ma used to stuff into my sandwiches for lunch at elementary school, and it tasted so awful I preferred to just go hungry and I’d toss it….

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

That sign would be far more appropriate on a tank full of live lobsters!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

May be high-fryer one day.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

You don’t live to eat, you eat to make a living.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 10:44 am: Looks like tofu slices to me. All tofu jokes aside, a good cook (or even myself) can do things with tofu that make it good to eat!
I have to wonder how anyone can f*** up pimento … 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The living is egg-shell-lent.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

OMG what does that food do to your gut to require that many seashells?

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