Look for the Qing Dynasty in your fire.

Look for the Qing Dynasty in your fire.

posted on 15 Oct 2017 in Chinglish

fire-hyorant

Can’t find hyorant? Look for hudrants.

Photo courtesy of Peter Tran.
Found in Beijing, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Qing Dynasty is full of hundrants

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What could a bux do

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Let’s talk about Qing Dynasty, baby!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Fire direction? It’s burning up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Hyorant, Hydtant and Hudrant – Three mystical brothers from Qing Dynasty

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, like, try to talk about, you know, that Dynasty, trapped persons and stuff, and water Water

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Dial 119 only if the fire is over 100 years old. For new fires, you’re on your own!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If I can follow the instructions without touching the facilities, what do I win?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Pretend that the Civil War and People’s Republic eras never happened.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Don’t forget to water the memory.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you could place the fire inside the box it would save a lot of water.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Look here Chang! Get someone to turn off the power first, before you start saturated the place with water. Otherwise you will be soggy toast.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

But!!! If the hundred fire-valves are at ignition temperature I won’t be able to touch them.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Of course fite sites should be clear. The Marquis of Queensberry hates clutter.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Fire Control Fatalities. I feel like playing Mortal Kombat with these fire hydrants.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The California wildfires is a continuation of the Qing Dynasty.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There are two types of fires:

1. Wildfires.

2. Conventional fires.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you set fire to a Chinese lady, she may well burn your wick.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I’m absolutely sure that lecturing people, trapped by the fire, on the Qing Dynasty, would calm them no small end.

What are we trying to do here, bore them to death before they get burnt?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

No one expects the Qing Dynasty!!!

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

-The place is on fire!!!
-No, that’s… uh… hey! Do you know about the Qing Dynasty?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Welcome to the emergency service. Before we can help you, you first need to pass our Basic Concepts of the Qing Dynasty Exam.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Send people in the main crossroads to be run over by fire engines. It is a less painful death than being burnt alive.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It is not very pukka, for the Chinese to mush people with Fire-appliances.

In China it is de rigeuer to use Tanks.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Edit Rigueur. Ach, ich sprechen keine Franzosisch. (Die Pariser hehehehe)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Dr Lex 0343. I love our pres sand its penchant for using evocative words.

Ex. He was cruelly murdered.

Well it may be possible….But I have never yet, heard of anyone, being gently and kindly murdered.

Tom P.
Tom P.
4 years ago

You say hyorant and I say hydtant,
You say hudrant and I say hydrant,
Hy-o-rant, hy-d-tant,
Hu-d-rant, hy-d-rant,
Let’s call the whole thing off.

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