Me drive you long time

Me drive you long time

posted on 22 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Lambar-Support

Tied drivers should pull over…

Photo courtesy of Todd Orr.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It has something inbuilt

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Don’t Rain Drive

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Yes sir! I put two of these under my lady’s bum. It certainly altered the posture of the drive, and the angle too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Most people rain from a little lower than the waist.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Is it also relieving from waist snow? (winter can be cold).

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

After driving in city traffic, I’m fit to be tied.

I don’t see how any effen cushion could help.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

No good for man drivers

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Don’t be a tied driver – use the seat belt!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Are you tied, Mommy?
– Just raining, honey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am: In that case, the driver should use a sleet belt.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

PU leather makes you sit up straight to keep your nose clear of it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0410.. It is meant to be WAI strain.

WAI = Weird Angles of Insertion. Some of the Kama Sutra positions can really wreck your back, unless you do loads of flexibility work.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“You drive me long time John!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If a lambar support doesn’t work, maybe you should ewes something bigger.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Bondage freaks aren’t buying it.

coffeebot
3 years ago

I think it’s in my suckroiliac

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Lambar support is good for a baa’d back.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I wouldn’t recommend an inside sponge, but a thorough douche(ing) first, for both of you.

After all, neither of you knows where your lover is going to explore you next. All is fair in love and war.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A Policewoman pulled a male driver over….And over, and over, and over.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A lambar support should be made from virgin wool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:16 am: Except a woman driver; she would drive you crazy!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Because if somebody tries to tie you up, you can wallop them with your pillow!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Have you been driving, Madam?
– N … Yes, a little, but Officer, I …
– I see. Step out of the puddle, please.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Perfect for my Lambarghini.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

If you drive too long time you might get waste discomfort…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Bed driver screw you big time!

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Our product is guaranteed to be just OK. If it is too good, you can have your money back.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

For long time drive there is also a TARDIS model cushion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

So this is where ”Rain In The Ass” comes from

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

We also have a Lambda model for mathematicians.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd 0222. That model is for they, whom have no idea as to whether they are cumming or going.

Tom41
Tom41
3 years ago

If your waist is raining, you should probably see a doctor…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

How could you ever sell a BDSM with this?

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