Not bad, boiled or fried…

Not bad, boiled or fried…

posted on 7 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

boiled-screw

…and it’s an effective birth control.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I like my screws cold.

There is nothing better than slipping into something cool, on a hot summer’s day.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Although, I will pass on the cold Tofu.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Don’t know about Radish in sweet an sour either.

But I love the way the Japanese do their pickled veges. They make a great lunchtime snack.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Would you like some nuts with that?

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Tastes a bit metallic

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

I guess thr chicken legs are akimbo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter! What’s a screw doing in my soup?!
– Would you prefer to f u, Madam?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I thought akimbo = having your hands on your hips.

I would have thought it was mandatory, to have your legs on your hips.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

She had the burning desire.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Waiter I want a screw on my table.

Yu no havee screw on table, you long nosed western polevault.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Please Don’t Waste Foot. Extra 50% charge for Legs.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Boiled screw?

Yes. It helps keep the legs apart on all the Thai chicks.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Akimbo arms or legs bent outward from the body

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

From ”Breakfast of Captions”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0415. Not quite.
She had the desire.
You get the burning, a few days later.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@algernon. we’re both half right.

akimbo.
.

[əˈkɪmbəʊ]

ADVERB

with hands on the hips and elbows turned outwards:

“she stood with arms akimbo, frowning at the small boy”

•(with reference to limbs) flung out widely or haphazardly.

“he collapsed on the bed, legs akimbo”

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Abimbo = Barbie

Akimbo = Barbie’s best friend. (She’s blonde)

Ahimbo = Ken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

… followed by spotted dick for dessert.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Here lies the bones of ol’ Screwy Dick
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew c***
At last he found her, poor Dick fell dead
For the corkscrew c*** had a left hand thread

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Served with surprise corn.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DNT 0450. Were he an engineer, Dick would merely have tapped a new thread in the hole.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually by careful machining, it is possible to produce a bi- directional thread. It may lack a little mechanical strength due to the reduced area.

However this can be overcome, by machining a heavier thread. Such as a “square” thread ie. \__/ (shown inverted)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I try not to bolt my food.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Mrs Black? It’s Dr. Saunders from the hospital here. Has your husband Mr. Harold Black been her for three days for a series of tests?” ‘Yes doctor.’ “our apologies Mrs Black, we have mixed your husband’s tests up with another, gentleman’s who shared the same room. so we don’t know whether he has Alzheimers or AIDS.” ‘What should i do doctor?’ “Well, Mr Black left here about half an hour ago, saying that after three days lying in bed, he was going to walk home, and then have sex with his wife. So if he gets home within the next… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Redacted: Disregard the last line

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises. Really.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 0621.

🐗 Their females get them really wound up.🐖

J-Luke
J-Luke
2 years ago

Boiled screw: it’s f***ing hot.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

I’ll take the boiled bolts and nuts.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

That’s after the taming of the screw.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Well, it has to be better than screwed boils.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Whoever boiled the screw, are you nuts?

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