Steer clear of inconvenience.

Steer clear of inconvenience.

posted on 16 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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It’s an inconvenient world out there…

Photo courtesy of Nathan Fulcher.
Found in Mongolia.

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Marum
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Marum

The civilization near a “Tea House”, is not one I wish to be part of.

algernon
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algernon

Oh John this place is the can

algernon
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algernon

Well its open to interpretation

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Or visit the nearest in convenience store

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Civilization is closed until further notice

Marum
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Marum

Speaking of civilization. Two extraterrestrials are talking:

“I hear the earthlings have deployed nuclear weapons in space.”

‘Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?’

“No. I don’t think so. They have them pointed at themselves.”

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sell that yurt and move to the city.

Marum
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Marum

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

Due to an agreement between Donald Trump, and Kim Jung Un, from 0800hrs. tomorrow, there will be no more civilization until further notice

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You won’t find a 7-11 out in the wilderness.

Marum
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Marum

Check on this sign in 100,000yrs or so.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0429. There will be no 7-11s either.

Every cloud has a silver lining, (Even if it’s a mushroom-cloud)

Marum
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Marum

That’s the definition of futility:

A civilization that has the technology to wipe itself out, and does.

Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

Then it spends thousands of years developing the technology to that level, and wipes itself out again.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

People with incontinence are not civilized.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC 0448. Depends on which continence you are in.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Alternate version:

”Keep close to the civilization near the Qing Dynasty”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Most of the civilization is found in continents.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Because barbarian hordes have a way of making life inconvenient for you!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: If there truly were a nuclear war between North Korea and the USA, common sense, if nothing else, would suggest it would be a one-sided battle.

Remember the nuclear standoff between Pakistan and India in 2002?

Pete
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Pete

Available at civilization stores near you!

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 0642. Just joking mate. (I hope)

I was just remembering the 1957? book: On The Beach (Nevil Shute)

Marum
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Marum

BTW If there is such a war, common sense would not be present.

sam
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sam

Space! Finar Flontier! Going where civilization exists!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How near to the convenience? Is it OK if I touch it, or will the civilization be insulted??

iLock
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iLock

An Inconvenient Inhumanity.

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