They’re suspiciously at your side.

They’re suspiciously at your side.

posted on 30 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

If the right one doesn’t get you, the left one will.

Photo courtesy of Richard Yang.
Found in China.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
2 years ago

There’s only two of them… for now.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

You may need to crap them

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

You dont know where they’ve been

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Noted! Will not let your hands grab my …….

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

He was tall, dark, and all hands.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Beware of your hands.

They may be screwing your wife, when you,re out.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

you’re

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Especially if you’re Edward Scissorhands.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They’re armed!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Especially if you’re not playing with a full deck.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

One of them just doesn’t seem right …

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

And here I was thinking I could count on them.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Mine’s full of nails.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Q. What are armies for?

A. For sticking your handies on.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

You surely have heard of the German bloke – Hans Schnee

You know: Hans Schnees and boomps-a-daisy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Look Ma, my hands!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The boy stood on the burning deck,
His feet were full of blisters,
One hand on his mother’s crack,
The other on his sister’s.

Oh God. That’s the oldest joke I know. All we dirty little 8 yo boys, used to laugh at that one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Because sometimes they can do unspeakable things

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Said Harvey’s brother…

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The other one the Aussie kids were singing a few years ago. In response to the Daffodil Margarene ad.

♪ Your taste buds are on the top of your tongue, so turn your girlfriend upside down♫

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o35Ap8lxRBY

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Well, I *am* sinister, i.e. left-handed.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Evil Dead II

RT
RT
2 years ago

of course, given that this is china, i’m not surprised that they would not support a right to bear arms (as in, arms from a bear)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@RT 2339.
That is why they should ban the Burqa.
Everyone deserves the right to bare arms.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

They can pick your own pockets anytime.

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