Trust me, don’t do lunch.

Trust me, don’t do lunch.

posted on 5 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

bad-and-breakfast

That’s 5 stars out of a 100.

Photo courtesy of Joseph Palmer.
Spotted in Estonia.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Well. If the lady has been “bad enough” sufficiently, I will certainly cook her breakfast.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

ORAL SEX.

The breakfast of champions.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

He. Would you like to eat in, or out?

She. Can’t we do both?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

A palace fit for a kink.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. What is spotted in Estonia?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Makes me sick

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Plaice is full of bad bugs

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Maybe they mean the Michael Jackson album?

Moonwalk to the breakfast table.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Their HQ is in Baden Baden, Germany.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They don’t take sheet from anyone!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Hello, reception? I have to complain. This is not bad!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The place where cereal killers often stay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Bed girls love it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Our guests don’t break fast so we offer them a miss steak

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

It’s probably a Breaking Bad kind of breakfast, with a healthy dose of crystal meth.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
4 years ago

YELP: “As advertised! The TV didn’t work, the mattress was flat and stunk of a dead skunk, the water faucets spewed brown gunk. What can you hope for other than truth in Advertising? This place was BAD…and there was breakfast. FIVE STARS!!!

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

“I always dream to square marden”

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

The sequel to Breaking Bad has Jesse driving off somewhere far away and finding a Bed & Breakfast that isn’t quite as far away from his recent past as he thought….
5 Stars
“Brilliantly Bad in the best way”
“A real Meth-terpiece”

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

“W-what’s for breakfast Dad?”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I know what’s found in Estonia.

Ball ticks.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Ok let’s stay awake overnight.

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