Try our new corn fertility program.

Try our new corn fertility program.

posted on 6 Oct 2017 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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Corn does a lot more than I was led to believe.

Photo courtesy of Sofie Damtoft Larsen.
Child’s book from China.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I never knew porn would surprise me.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

They don’t look like cobs

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Stay away from the creamed corn.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It may surprise the mind of the kids though.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The children were surprised

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
3 years ago

Finally, my question of where did the corn head family come from is answered.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Infinite change is an example of tautology.

As nothing is constant, except change. Then, by inference, change is both constant, and therefore infinite.

Therefore, “infinite” is redundant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The capabilities of corn are truly a-maize-ing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Did you hear about the p0rn star who practised with ears of corn? She ended up with a husky voice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

From ”Children of the Corn”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It can also give you corn freaks and cereal killers

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

CGI = Corn Generated Infant.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Hot damn! Mary Lou!

I told you to “shuck” the corn

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Don’t be surprised when you do corn in bad for breakfast

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. That would be a salutary method of removing the husks

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@ me | 4:22 am
And the website: http://www.childrenofthe.corn

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A newly married couple moved into a block of Units. (Back in the old analogue TV – videotape era)
They decided to record their lovemaking, and play it back for their amusement later. They found a convenient double plug on the antenna outlet, So they plugged in their VCR, and reviewed their performance.

The next day they found, that all the other residents were smiling and waving at them. Eventually they found out….They were not the only ones who watched the video.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd and all. Works better id you remove the last dot first

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0418. Well.
That’s better than cusky hunt.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

There isn’t a kernel of truth to that last claim.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Try the pirate corn, it’s only a buck an ear.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

I will never look at corn syrup the same way again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The children happen after Pop Corn and Ma Corn get it on.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Lego of my corn toys

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