Try our new corn fertility program.

Try our new corn fertility program.

posted on 6 Oct 2017 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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Corn does a lot more than I was led to believe.

Photo courtesy of Sofie Damtoft Larsen.
Child’s book from China.

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Marum

I never knew porn would surprise me.

algernon
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algernon

They don’t look like cobs

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Stay away from the creamed corn.

Marum
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Marum

It may surprise the mind of the kids though.

algernon
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algernon

The children were surprised

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Finally, my question of where did the corn head family come from is answered.

Marum
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Marum

Infinite change is an example of tautology.

As nothing is constant, except change. Then, by inference, change is both constant, and therefore infinite.

Therefore, “infinite” is redundant.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The capabilities of corn are truly a-maize-ing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Did you hear about the p0rn star who practised with ears of corn? She ended up with a husky voice.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From ”Children of the Corn”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It can also give you corn freaks and cereal killers

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

CGI = Corn Generated Infant.

Marum
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Marum

Hot damn! Mary Lou!

I told you to “shuck” the corn

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t be surprised when you do corn in bad for breakfast

Marum
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Marum

Actually. That would be a salutary method of removing the husks

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ me | 4:22 am
And the website: http://www.childrenofthe.corn

Marum
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Marum

A newly married couple moved into a block of Units. (Back in the old analogue TV – videotape era)
They decided to record their lovemaking, and play it back for their amusement later. They found a convenient double plug on the antenna outlet, So they plugged in their VCR, and reviewed their performance.

The next day they found, that all the other residents were smiling and waving at them. Eventually they found out….They were not the only ones who watched the video.

Marum
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Marum

@72rd and all. Works better id you remove the last dot first

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0418. Well.
That’s better than cusky hunt.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

There isn’t a kernel of truth to that last claim.

Lora
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Lora

Try the pirate corn, it’s only a buck an ear.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

I will never look at corn syrup the same way again.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The children happen after Pop Corn and Ma Corn get it on.

Marum
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Marum

Lego of my corn toys

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