Your fashionable lifestyle is TOO specific.

Your fashionable lifestyle is TOO specific.

posted on 17 Oct 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

victoria

No daughter of mine is wearing sparkphss on her prodnetions!

Photo courtesy of Joana Purves.
Found on a bag from China.

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algernon
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algernon

I want sparkphss and prodnetions

algernon
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algernon

But is Victoria fashionable

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

What’s the charge for a prodnet ion?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sparkphss is the technique for making a blue angel.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s Victoria‘s secrets new bag.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

From Pronatal to Prodnetions, all your needs are inside the bag.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sparkphss sounds like it may be fissionable!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They used some strange words in the Victorian era.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Phss! It’s Victoria Secretion!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sneh lovely prodnets, especially their fishucts

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Today’s secret word is NABOL.

Marum
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Marum

If she keeps getting sparkphss on her prodnetion, it won’t be long before she is preggers.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And she plays a mean banjo!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, prod my netions and call me Sparkphss!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What about prodnets from Live’s, Cocoa, Nkie, George O. Armmany, Christina Door, Christian Lobotomy, Gay Cotton, Dolce & Banana, Daddyass, Untied Colors of Bonetone … ?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Victoria’s secret is out! She cannot speak the Queen’s English, but the Queen’s Engrish!

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 0546. Haha you just beat me to it.

I thought Victoria’s secret was; Vittoria cunnt speel.

DrLex
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DrLex

“Sparkphss” sounds like something electronic exploding. The keyboard of whoever wrote this text, probably.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hey … This is yesterday’s Engrish! o_O

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

Well yes, I suppose corsets and petticoats and bustles were a specific kind of fashion.

Marum
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Marum

@72rd.0450. “Ful wys is he that kan himselve knowe.” ( Geoffrey Chaucer)

NOW! That’s yesterday’s english.

Marum
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Marum

Certainly is “yesterday’s” English. 7 line Iambic Pentameter

The Parliament of Foules (G.C.)

THE life so short, the craft so long to learn,
Th’assay so hard, so sharp the conquering,
The dreadful joy, alway that *flits so yern;* *fleets so fast*
All this mean I by* Love, that my feeling *with reference to
Astoneth* with his wonderful working, *amazes
So sore, y-wis, that, when I on him think,
Naught wit I well whether I fleet* or sink, *float

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0458. The secret word. Herr Weinstein perhaps.

N ever
A ffectionate
B ut
O minously
L echerous

Marum
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Marum

Or the one that cracks me up. But I guess one has to be a male of a certain age, to find it funny.

S ingle
I ncome
T wo
C hildren
O ppressive
M ortgage

Robert Coates
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Robert Coates

This could lead to covfefe.

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