Changing their name to butterfly in 6 mo.

Changing their name to butterfly in 6 mo.

posted on 23 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

caterpillar-fungus-firm

Meeting all your fungus needs for 100 years!

Photo courtesy of James Bickford.
Found in China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s one way of making the worm stand up.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As one caterpillar said to another caterpillar, when a butterfly flew past.

“You”ll never get me up in one of those things.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s a growth industry.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I thought caterpillars were of neutral gender.

Therefore they would not be a fun guy.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Caterpilliary attratction, is what attracts caterpillars to your tomato bushes.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Our mushrooms are to die for

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Nice to see they’re vertically integrated

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Excuse me, where is the mush room?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe that’s what they make in there, but I wouldn’t want Tibet on it. 😉

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The cocoon who became a tycoon.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

This business has mushroom for growth.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

We specialize in creepy crawling and smelly things.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@ Marum 4:20 am

…or a fun gal.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon. 0429. I thought “Vertical integration” was a white bloke making love to a black lady, whilst standing up. Or vice versa.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I’d think this is a division of Caterpillar Inc., but I have a hard time finding a link between bulldozers and mushrooms.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

All temporary workers and management keeps them in the dark.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

They also stock athletic‘s foot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It puts the fungus on its skin or else it gets the firm again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Our Tractor – Corruption – Wobbly is on the left.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I’m a social butterfly, I’m just still at the chrysalis stage.

oldtaku
oldtaku
4 years ago

No Engrish in this one. They sell Caterpillar Fungus which is harvested in Nepal and Tibet and is used in traditional Chinese medicine because in TCM the more weird and disgusting the more potent it is for healing or boners.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If the fungus remains firm for more than 4 hours, consult your herbalist.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@oldtaku: I didn’t know they have modernized TCM using Caterpillars tractors as ingredient.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC Well. You can grow things in your diesel fuel.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
3 years ago

On Monday, the Very Hungry Caterpillar Fungus Firm acquired one rival firm.
On Tuesday, the Very Hungry Caterpillar Fungus Firm received two hundred stock options.

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