Has a musty palate…

Has a musty palate…

posted on 22 Nov 2017 in Clothing

tasted-for-usability

How do these pants taste on me?

Photo courtesy of A. Uemura.
Sign on jeans found in Japan.

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Marum
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Marum

If you don’t wear underwear, you will have a stylish fit when your fuzz gets caught in the zipper.

algernon
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algernon

Does it go nicely with a white or red wine

Marum
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Marum

Well. I never tested my lady. But she was fully tasted.

algernon
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algernon

So this denim comes off a cow

Marum
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Marum

Eating the crutch out of your lady’s jeans, is frowned upon in Japan.

Marum
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Marum

The starship Voyeur.

Tongue on lick and tickle, Mr.Checkov.

Marum
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Marum

“I come in buckets.” said Dr. Splurk.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT = Tongues.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try it with some T

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I suppose jeans tastes like to f u

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Denim has a strong, blue taste.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Well, they do have edible underwear…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If it’s only jeans that are being tasted, at least nobody gets their titbit.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I hope they have a licker licence.

DrLex
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DrLex

If you throw a fit, at least make it stylish.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I “Guess” these blow away Bugle Boy jeans.
Personally I could take it or Levi It.
They need to Wrangle up a better translator.

coffeebot
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Do these jeans make me taste fat?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When did Japan turn into a cannibalistic country?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Everyone, chews our garment.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The jeans outlasted the guy on the crest.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

This tastes like ass.
approved!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

50% Cotton / 50% Chicken

– Do not tumble fry
– French flies separately

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Carefully tasted to make sure they are not too tight around the tastes.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There is a sipper in the front.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I dress to the right ‘cos that side tastes like poultry dressing.

Chris
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Chris

Eat my shorts.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Sweet calvins

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