How many distance is to hometown?

How many distance is to hometown?

posted on 27 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

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Mom, when do we back to hometown on our roads?

Photo courtesy of Gordon Williams.
Found on wall of Chinese restaurant in Australia.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The caption can not write is vulgar entries

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hometown is just a front.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The phone can reach is called long distance.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Are we there yet?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I accidentally found myself in a Thai restaurant in Bond St. Sydney.(Due to drunkeness)

I can assure you, that was Homotown.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That sure was one way of sobering up in a hurry.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

By God! They speak English well for Australians.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I suspect it is called the “QUEENS’ English”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This Pommie gets run over, in Brissie. He wakes up in hospital with a doctor bending over him,

Pommie; “Did I come here to die?”

Doctor; “Nah mate! You came here yesterdie.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Examples of what you may hear from your cheap Chinese GPS device.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I shoulda said. “Yer caaame here yesterdie.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Can anyone else hear their own accent? When I converse in other languages, I am highly aware of my Australian accent, and seek to minimize. it. With varying degrees of success. Especially the long “aa” or “ee”.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Can you pass the salt? I can’t reach it, because distances.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Especially the Innisfail grown tea – Nerada.

Pron: Nh rada. In innisfail they call it Neeh As in”eh” raaadaa.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I’ll have the traffic jam on toast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

So many people they are on their roads …

Roadrunners?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@ILock 0439. Next time pass it to them like you are playing Rugby. That should instigate a food-fight.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The people on the roads in China should get off them.
They may get squished by a Tank.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The sentence can not understand is called Engrish.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Quite philosophical these chinese walls

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Better than woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot very unhyginic.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Sayings of Confuse us.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

I like John Denver’s version of “Country Roads” better.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Hometowns for a Holidays
Pelly Como
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Oh! Not the place is hometown for holi days
Causes you don’t matter distance roaming
Pine times the sun shines your face look
To the holi days don’t lets beat your saccharine hometowns

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The place can not be back is front.
The place can not reach is too high.
So many people they are on their phones.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

When you come here for the Engrish, that’s Funky Town.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

The sign can not have is called grammar.

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