Keep our sidewalks splic n splan.

Keep our sidewalks splic n splan.

posted on 5 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

please-do-not-split

We need more splitoons.

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I split the atom and split

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Well, I can stay a little while but I have to go home eventually.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Mr Creosote, this means YOU!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

And no piecing either

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Dear, there are beef balls urinating in the pubic lovatory!
– Let’s do the spit, darling.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Or sheeting

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you split you will be told to fork off!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

At least consider your pubic hygiene first.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

What about my personality?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I expect to rate this translation poorly.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Or did you mean “Don’t leave, stay here and wait” ???
For what, exactly….?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

But I brought my fission licence!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

NO HAWKERS!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

You don’t need to axe me twice.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Houston, we have a splitting problem here.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Houston Court is occupied by illegal Amoebas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Ironically, this sign draws a lot of wise cracks.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

If you like to split move to Cleveland Court.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As there are a few things I like to split.

May I ask; “Don’t split what?”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

One thing’s for sure:
Trying to figure out how to obey this sign is giving me a splitting headache!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

That’s what splittoons are for, tloops!

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Yeah, then we’d have blood and guts all over the place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Too late, I already splat.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Well, those beef balls urinating were delicious.
Shall we spit the bill?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

When someone has bad hygiene people tend to make like a banana and…and get out of there.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Ok, let’s urinate, um . . . unite

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