Never met a seagull I liked anyway…

Never met a seagull I liked anyway…

posted on 8 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Christie.
Found in Tonghua, China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Must be the chips

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

I thought it would be full of quacks

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth seagull’s sick.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Seagulls do that

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

“It’s a bloody sea bird . .. it’s not any bloody flavour.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Health is so lama!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:10 am: ”Seagull! … Seagull!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Son of a beach!!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Fighting Peter Seagull could bee considered anti -health.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

We try to prevent any of our patients getting into a flap.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I believe this Health Centre went broke, shortly after this photo was taken.

It appears, the business didn’t have a feather to fly with.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

One of those fly-by-night operations?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Try our fitless center – we are never sorry for incontinence.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Try our new guano therapy!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

They’re always dropping in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Next time I see an unhealthy seagull I’ll give them a wing.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Bird Flu comes free for all customers!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Endorsed by Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Clinic run by Dr Albert Ross.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Always squawking about their bill.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Also, there are plenty of in-terns.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Nurse, send in the next impatient.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I need to go to the dock.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Check out “Steve N’ Seagulls” if you like bluegrass versions of metal songs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@DrLex | 4:58 am: In-vitro fertilizer?

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

“Just a few spritzers of ocean spray every day to keep you feeling fresh…”
“Fresh?? Nooo, I want to stay ill…stale, get it?”
“Oh, you DON’T want to be healthy??”
“Yeah, I think I’m gonna start up a centre for us trashbag kinds of seagulls”

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

Look we may as well be honest here now, nobody was that seagullible before the re-branding.
‘Health Center’ pfft…most of them will be dead before their names come up on the waiting list.

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

WE’LL KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE: ENQUIRE WITHIN….
IF YOU DARE

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

@Marum | 4:47 am: Any relation to Katy Seagull?

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Seagulls are known for eating garbage and rotten fish but if they eat something healthy they tend to get sick.

Rabbits are natural vegetarians that never touch meat but sometimes they get sick anyway, and giving them too much green leafy stuff will give them the runs.

Roaches eat things like glue, paper, skin flakes, and dead insects, and have existed on the planet for millions of years while the dinosaurs went extinct.

I think this diet-crazed society of ours should rethink this whole diet thing… not that I think we should eat like seagulls and cockroaches. 🙂

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Is Alka-Seltzer on the menu at this clinic?

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

The Seagull Anti-Health Center is closed for lunch. While you wait, you can look at all these pictures of pretty girls in tight jeans.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Lora 2359. I don’t know. Developing an exoskeleton could be beneficial.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 2:27 pm & Lora: Having to run for cover every time a light came on would get old in a hurry, though.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Lora | 11:59 am: That’s interesting about rabbits and leafy greens; may not be true, though. When a neighbour’s rabbit was in my yard for a while (days), leafy greens were about all it ate but it was leaving plenty of pellets.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW I have a diet that works for nyone.

1. Sit furthur from the table.

2. Sit even furthur from the table. (Start at 100yards and work up)

markm
markm
2 years ago

Did the Heart Attack Grill branch out to China?

PeeBee
PeeBee
2 years ago

This place is for the birds.

sam
sam
2 years ago

There’s nothing a little music can’t help…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Yikes, Jonathan . . . STAY AWAY from that seagull !!

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