Pick up time

Pick up time

posted on 10 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Stationery

time-vortex-flow

Photo courtesy of Christie.
Notebook found in Tonghua, China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

At speed of course

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Spins one out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Someone broke an hourglass and all the time fell out?

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Doctor, are you going to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow in the Time Vortex?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Pick up time, there’s no space for it here.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I picked up some time at the second hand store.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Someone needs to realign their dilithium crystals, it seems.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

You can’t pick up any time if you’re stationery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Pick up time the way a magician picks up a rabbit – by the years.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Written by Boy George for Time (Clock of the Heart)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

I think I saw this same thing on a box of “ruffies”.

Conventi
Conventi
2 years ago

Sounds like Star Trek Technobabble.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Well girls. As the sands of time flow. They all run to your bum ‘n thighs.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I thought; That “Pickup Time” starts after work on Fliday night.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Q:If someone smashes their alarm clock after it woke them up, could they be accused of killing time?

A:Not if the clock stuck first.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

So forget about the passage of time and you’ll live forever. *mind blown*
Engrish is power.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Mommy, what’s the time?
– It’s just something lying around, sweetie.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

“Ice cream castles in the summertime…”

There was a band called “The Time”.

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