Please use the tree.

I have to pick up some time first …

Or just flush them

Untie your worries but no perturbation permitted.

So not for ones and twos

Ideal place for getting rid of a pain in the butt.

Onanists beware

No.1: Try to crap your hands (see No.2)
No.2: Don’t worry (see No.1)

I need the restroom fast! I have loose worries!

Suffering from consternation? Relieve it here!

Well, my colon has been in a knot lately……

I’m flattered that you think it’s long enough to tie in a knot.

$hit hey!

I do notice, that they have all their charges wired up for sequential detonation, rather than simultaneous detonation.

Thus, it appears as if they are only trying to scare the $hit out of you, rather than blow it out of you.

Kim Jong Un was here.

Untying Worries of Korea?

♪ ♫ Pack up your troubles in your old $hit bag… ♪ ♫

Don’t worry. Be Happy Untying.

With the current political and sex scandals, this could be useful in the Untied States.

Where vasectomies are reversed.

@Long Tom 0730.

What!!! She gets you pregnant?

The place to go for those times when you get your shorts all tied in a bunch.