Please wash hands after touching guests…

Please wash hands after touching guests…

posted on 20 Nov 2017 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Beth Wild D.
Found in Tokyo.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

It can’t get more pleased than that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s my right hand?
– Turn right, you will find it at the end of the shoulder, Sir.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Spank you for your cooperation.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I’m not pleased, I have a pain in my right hand.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Last time I went to eat there, I was disappointed than my left hand

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They serve finger food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Is your right hand on the staff?

coffeebot
coffeebot
2 years ago

Staph Only. No E. coli

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The guests will be tickled pink.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Cause you never know where the. left one’s been

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The hand is OK. It s the fingers which may cause you to jump.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Please use the left

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Eating or onanism

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

I assume it all right hand prohibition of dining guests

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Inflicting Le pain quotidien on a daily basis by our Staff (double meaning) is part of our company philosophy.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DNT 0538. That is why I am using my right hand. The left one is already on the staff.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I’d give my left hand to be ambidextrous.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

What happens when I can get both hands on the staff?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
2 years ago

No “strangers” allowed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 9:03 am: Both hands occupied? Naturally, your nose will start to itch. 😉

Filboid
Filboid
2 years ago

@BFC | 08.40: Nooooo! Too many repetitively repetitious repetitions. Daily quotidian bread? Staff, Rod? How did this ever get cleared by the office of redundancy office?

Conventi
Conventi
2 years ago

Well, sometimes I am pleased by my right Hand.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Filboid @8.28pm: Don’t like our Staff?! Get Starve!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Good grief. Here we go again.
Here’s what it’s SUPPOSED to say:

Guests using the dining facility, please turn right here and we will guide you from that point.

As to why the STAFF ONLY is there, sure beats the heck outta me.
There’s nothing in the Japanese about directions for the staff.

markm
markm
2 years ago

Pete, Thanks for the translation. I’d guess that straight ahead is ‘STAFF ONLY’, and right is where guests should go. If they didn’t say ‘STAFF ONLY’ in Japanese, maybe Japanese are more polite and unlikely to ignore the un-emphasized instructions and go barging in through an unmarked door.

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