Tewajic!

Tewajic!

posted on 28 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

bewakable

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Harnett.
Found on luggage in Zhonghsan, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Jesu Kwisto.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT Jesu Kewisto!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you unbewakeable, you are probably dead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If I hear the sound of breaking glass I’ll be awake.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Centuwean, bweak up that cwowd. Pontius Pilate).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Is it fewagile?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Also: This side up.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Ew!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If they are hanging too low, you may need a Fewok Lift.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I sleep. Therefore I’m wakable.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Is the glass empty, or half full?

If half full, then half full of what.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

In case of fiew, bewak glass and use a fiew extinguishwe.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Orrait! Whose turn is it, in the carton?

If you weren’t before, you will end up totally bewoken.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yes indeed. Some Chinese cewumpet will go nicely with my coffee for beweakfast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Bewak

Gikan sa Wikipedia, ang gawasnong ensiklopedya

Bewak maoy pulo sa Indonesia.[1] Ang Bewak nahimutang sa lalawigan sa Provinsi Kepulauan Riau, sa kasadpang bahin sa nasod, 900 km sa amihanan sa ulohang dakbayan Jakarta. Mga dapit nga gitawag Bewak sa Indonesia …

Yes, that’s it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I tawt I taw a puddy tat bewake it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@ Marum | 4:14 am: Bewandy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Bewildering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

To bewakable, or not to bewakable, that is the luggage.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Fewagile handle with cawere

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Bewakable or Wakeupable?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Nonsense, it’s just fudd.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

We Bleak this Bed to Share in the Buddy of Chris!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
4 years ago

Teees whill be pwerfect for teh wewdding wecweption aftwer the mawage of Pwince Humperdwingk and Wady Buhtacup.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Doesn’t the gawass on the wable usuawwy have a cawack in it?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

According to Roger Miller, it isn’t Be-waka-be, it’s Do-wacka-do.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Splashed

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Fline of a dlink

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 6:38 am: Of course! I should have said : Bewildering and beFuddling.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Nonsuch Ned 0909.

Good one mate. Bloody hilarious.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The reason for this, is that the seats are fixed. So you throw water on the seats , so your bare bum can slide.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

And fawagile too

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